She doesn’t give up.

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Neither snow nor rain… nor frigid temperatures will stop the red squirrel from Hell.

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She was scurrying over the roof and across the deck railing…

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Trying to make her way to the seed buffet.

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But this snow was light, fluffy and thick and every time she tried to walk across it?

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She fell through.

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And yes, I laughed my rapidly expanding, thank you Covid 19 ass off.

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But she had the last laugh.

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Because the bitch has learned to tunnel.

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She tunneled for over an hour.

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Back and forth.

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Building an entire red squirrel subway line.

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This doesn’t bode well for my dream of her dying of starvation over the winter.

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Or the safety of our home’s foundation for that matter.

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If I wake up next month with her sitting at the kitchen table nibbling my Krispy Kreme’s? Things are going to get real.

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22 thoughts on “She doesn’t give up.”

  1. You can’t fool me — you’re too softhearted to want Ms. Red Squirrel to die of starvation. I suspect that beneath that hard-nosed facade, you really admire her boldness and inventiveness. So admit that she doesn’t deserve such a cruel fate — you’d much rather kill her with your bare hands in as short a time as possible.

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  2. She’s in the tunnel thinking “I wonder if that lady is still out there. I think I’ll pop up and take a look…heehee!”

    Maybe it’s time to practice saying, “here, have a bite of donut.” Get the ones with the nut crunch on top.

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