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Neither snow nor rain… nor frigid temperatures will stop the red squirrel from Hell.
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She was scurrying over the roof and across the deck railing…
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Trying to make her way to the seed buffet.
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But this snow was light, fluffy and thick and every time she tried to walk across it?
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She fell through.
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And yes, I laughed my rapidly expanding, thank you Covid 19 ass off.
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But she had the last laugh.
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Because the bitch has learned to tunnel.
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She tunneled for over an hour.
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Back and forth.
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Building an entire red squirrel subway line.
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This doesn’t bode well for my dream of her dying of starvation over the winter.
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Or the safety of our home’s foundation for that matter.
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If I wake up next month with her sitting at the kitchen table nibbling my Krispy Kreme’s? Things are going to get real.
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Seriously, she’s starting to piss me off and I don’t even live there! 😡
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I need to call squirrel busters.
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And unlike a goat she won’t go into a police station!! Get those Krispy Kremes ready for her!!
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Nope. Not doing it!
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You can’t fool me — you’re too softhearted to want Ms. Red Squirrel to die of starvation. I suspect that beneath that hard-nosed facade, you really admire her boldness and inventiveness. So admit that she doesn’t deserve such a cruel fate — you’d much rather kill her with your bare hands in as short a time as possible.
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You know me too well.
😉
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That video reminds me of a certain frat party I once attended in college. I really can’t reveal any more than that…
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No need. I believe I was there as well.
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I think her sole purpose in life is to taunt you.
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I think you’re right.
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She’s in the tunnel thinking “I wonder if that lady is still out there. I think I’ll pop up and take a look…heehee!”
Maybe it’s time to practice saying, “here, have a bite of donut.” Get the ones with the nut crunch on top.
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Noooo!
She will not beat me.
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Time to call animal control……………….
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Or a flock of hawks.
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Speaking of unwanted rodents, I finally killed Mr. Mouse and friend…
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I hope you celebrated appropriately.
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And so you fell in love… and were she to depart this living sphere, you would mourn her more than momma deer.
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Well…. she’s caused us a lot of grief and damage this year, so there probably wouldn’t be tears.
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You have to admit she is providing entertainment and good blog material.
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There is that, yes.
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Aw, come on! You gotta admire her tenacity.
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If she lived at your house? I would!
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