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The first one supposedly has merit in the fact that you won’t have to touch strange doors.
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Unfortunately, (or fortunately depending on your point of view) it also looks like a kinky sex toy.
Next is an electric wine aerator.
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Because Covid has us all at the end of our ropes and we don’t have enough patience left to let our reds breathe on their own.
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A wobble cushion to activate my core?
Just, no.
Isn’t that what husbands are for?
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Frozen shot glasses. Now we’re talking.
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I don’t bore easily and can’t see the need for one of these…. but our friends had one at their lakefront camp last year and said it was a riot.
Ya know, if frying insect life to a crisp is your thing.
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When a cicada hits one of those zappers, you’ve basically got an electric chair going for about ninety seconds.
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It’s like a home electrocution. Because who has time to visit the state prisons these days…
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Shot glasses made of ice!! Hell yes, now that’s an invention everyone could use…okay only those of us who drink! lol
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Are there people who don’t? How sad….
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I suspect there are, what a sad existence they must lead…lmao
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Archeologists in 500 years are going to need that wine aerator, and larger glasses.
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If there’s any wine left after Covid. I read alcohol sales have gone up 35% since the pandemic started. I know I’ve done my part…
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Me too!
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They ALL look like sex toys to me!!!!
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Yikes.
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I had one of those electric tennis rackets once. Bought it overseas. Best fun ever but a major fire hazard.
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I don’t think the insects enjoyed it so much. Only a sadist enjoys inflicting pain, and especially death, on their fellow living beings!
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I like the door opener idea especially for public restrooms but really don’t see how that would work or be strong enough from a keychain.
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I doubt it would either..
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Sign me up for the ice molds, please and thank you.
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Umm…Tara came home with one of those “door tools” the other day. True story.
And now I can’t wait to use it to open something else…
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Oops. I’m sure it’s a perfectly wonderful product.
(Did that sound sincere?)
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