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I saw an article the other day that made me look twice.
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I’m extremely environmentally conscious, so color me intrigued.
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Grandma = a nice Marsala sauce?
Stranger things have happened. ( To me anyway, you might lead a normal life. )
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All kidding aside, why not?
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$1,350?
We paid a lot more for my father in law’s coffin… and ain’t nobody going to harvest that for risotto.
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River's world..... 
I think it’s a very environmentally great idea! Seriously though, it’s great and I’m not opposed to the idea of leaving this planet just a bit better than it was when I came into it. 😃
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I’d be completely fine coming back as a ‘shroom.
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i also like the tree idea.
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That’s a good one too.
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Hmmm. Not sure what to make of this one. From fun gal to fungi, I guess is what this is all about.
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The circle of life.
😉
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Hmm, that’s a pretty good price but I wonder if I could get a Groupon. They still do those?
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I’m not sure…. bury the whole family at once and ask for a discount.
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But will they put you with kale??? Or—OMG!!!–Mrs. Squirrel???
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I shall come back as one of those horribly toxic mushrooms and have my revenge on that little red witch.
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It’s the perfect coffin for Trump — otherwise, his entire life will have been a waste.
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Now you’ve ruined it for me.
😒
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I’m all for green burials, which is an option on the island where I live. I don’t think this pricey coffin is necessary though. The option I would like is to be buried in a biodegradable cloth shroud. Basically a burlap or cotton sack is all that is needed.
Deb
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I think I’d rather be cremated and put into a necklace or bracelet so my kids will always have a piece of me with them. Is that creepy?
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Yes. But there’s nothing wrong with haunting your children…
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It’s a parental right.
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And by then, you’ll have earned it. Hell, you’ve probably earned it already.
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[crosses “mushroom” off of the list of foods Charlie eats]
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Now, now….. think of it as a lottery. You could be eating someone fabulous.
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It reminds me of Futurama where they show the Soylant Green box and the box says, “Now with more girls!”
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Ha! I missed that one…
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I love these innovations. Very profitable too – because business will always be booming. If decomposition rate could be increased it would be even better, especially the bones which are so rich in phosphates. There’s Nepalese who put bodies up on the mountains for the vultures to eat (some wonderful guano there which would desperately be needed), and I recall that some Indigenous peoples used to put expired persons up in trees… but I imagine they’d drip, which is a bit um … icky.
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Picked clean by natural scavengers and then the bones were gathered and buried. Nothing wrong with that.
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The morel of this story: recycling isn’t just limited to aluminum, glass, and plastic anymore.
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Waste not… want not?
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