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After thoroughly whipping my other half in a marathon Scrabble session in the barn last weekend, I took a good look around.
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And realized what an amazing storage building filled with absolute crap ….
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To seriously alcohol–centric man cave transformation we had wrought.
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Yay us.
And to this glorious rustic palace of play? I added a few new things.
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Because if there was ever a more perfect place for my fully operational spastic poop drone… I don’t know where it could be.
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To the bar, I added an acrylic box of appropriately themed cocktail napkins.
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Each more true than the last.
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Alongside the napkins there are now swizzle sticks.
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Some are shaped like twigs in honor of their origin.
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And some are shaped like jazz hands… because it’s just delightfully creepy.
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And since no man cave with a bar should be without them?
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Hair spray and a comb to repair follicle damage the walk from our wind blown house wreaks on my unruly tresses.
And if you’re cringing over that addition gentlemen?
Viola!
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I also added a plant.
Granted, it’s a just small succulent…. but I believe my eventual takeover of the premises is progressing quite nicely.
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River's world..... 
There should be a spinning red light and a big a** horn going off – Intruder Alert!
Seriously, you guys have done a remarkable job. I love the napkins.
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Every once in a while the husband will give me a crooked look… I just tell him if he didn’t want me involved he should have left it full of crap.
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You guys it’s such an amazing job congratulations. Once covid is no more you can have amazing parties there.
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That’s the plan!
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How many people are you expecting to visit your barn? It looks like a proper commercial establishment, not a man cave. What a lovely venue.
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Just friends, family, neighbors, co workers and the occasional woodchuck.
😉
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I’ve heard that woodchucks can be mean drunks. Beware.
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Kudos to you and The Marine, y’all did a fantastic job. And yet somehow I have a feeling it’s really not over….😝
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Still to come… blinds for the windows, leather club chairs with a side table when the porch furniture goes back outside and a kegorator if we ever get our money back from Amazon.
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You are still waiting on Amazon for that!? What the hell?? Wasn’t that almost two weeks ago?
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It took a few days to get UPS to come back and pick it up. Now it has to go through Amazon and back to the seller/factory in California for a refund.
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As long as it does not make you forget you are thirsty. And worse as long as it does not make you forget you are thirsty…
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I know you’re trying to make a point.. but I don’t remember what it is.
😉
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I needed a place to hide my hat. Now where were we ?
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Great job! Have to admit I didn’t think the “collection” could possibly be cleared out. Hope the superstructure can hold it all …
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Some of it was given away, some of it went to the dump (proving that pigs do indeed fly) but most of it went upstairs. If the ceiling falls on the bar, at least we’ll know why.
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Has the Lord visited the bar yet?
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He has not. We’re still deciding if his highness will be allowed outside….
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I was mixing a margarita. I have no idea what you were doing….
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Fantastic job on the man cave/barn bar, it is seriously AWESOME!
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Thanks. We like it.
👍
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What a REMARKABLE JOB!!! Seriously, this is what dreams are made of. 🙂 I honestly hope you guys have many many happy memories with family and friends alike, and even yourselves in that beautiful space you have created.
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Thanks. It’s honestly been a Covid lifesaver.
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Well done!
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‘Tis an impressive transformation indeed. Looks like an actual pub (with the exception of the hairspray, of course).
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And plant.
😉
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well done
WELL DONE!!!
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