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I’m sorry, but these are a hoot and I simply have to share.
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Yeah, you know it’s going to be good.
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Told you!
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Well yes, that’s just good manners.
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A footlong doesn’t require a blessing… it requires an exorcism.
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Family. It’s so important.
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When an eggplant just won’t do.
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Admit it, you’re snorting with laughter too.
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River's world..... 
Yes, I’m chortling….
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I’m at a loss here……seriously.
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You laughed. Admit it…
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The meat has to rest…Hehehehe!
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Ha!
Perfect..
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Naughty, naughty!! Too bad I am so young to understand half of them!!!
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And too innocent, yes.
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Tossed salad, anyone?
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That was a tasty clam!
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Ha! That works…
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I think the phrase is ‘ what’s for dessert ! ? ! ? ‘
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I think you’re right.
😉
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I am going to the time out corner now. I hope there is still some dessert left later.
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I am way too polite to add the ideas that popped into my head.
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Of course….
😉
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I’m rolling on the floor. I guess I have a juvenile sense of humor, too.
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Finally! Some one who appreciates twisted humor.
👍
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Give me some of that hot sauce!
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Ha!
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Those are hilarious.
How about: I’m FULL!
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Yikes!
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