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Read the following listing carefully.
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Possibilities of seasonal views. Which means – From your heavily wooded lot, in the dead of winter when all the trees are bare, if you stand on the edge of your bathroom sink and crane your neck to the north? You might see a tiny section of ice covered pond water.
Technically they’re not lying, but still.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten loves his toys. He loves them so much he shreds an average of one a week.
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It’s a veritable catnip mouse slaughterhouse around here.
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That sums it up nicely.
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Do I need that?
Now that you mention it… I might.
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This sounds like the perfect summer cocktail.
Cheers!
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River's world..... 
3 phases of cat ownership also apply to chiweenies.
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And occasionally, husbands.
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True
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Seasonal views? Means just that – you’ll see snow/ice covered trees in the winter, budding leaves in the spring, surrounded by greenery in the summer, and autumn colors in the fall. All four seasons!
What bothers me is the discrimination against the blind man who may be interested in buying.
What I want to know, is it land locked? What are the access rights? What is the asking price?
Obviously I’m asking for a friend that is interested in a vacation home. 😉
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It is landlocked, but remember… you might see the pond in mid January.
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Who says drinks can’t be made yourself? You can leave the club soda out.
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Not me. I have a full bar….
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What is it with the plastic? My one cat, Bonny, is terrible about plastic. If she finds a plastic shopping bag, she’ll sit there forever licking it. I’m like, “What is wrong with you, you weirdo?”
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Same with the beagle puppy. Seriously what is it with the plastic…
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Cats. They’re all slightly… off.
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That cocktail sounds amazing.
There’s no cat here but we have cow bones all over the yard and in the living room. Like how many cows got slaughtered so the puppy can chew the kneecaps of some poor cow? 🙄🙃
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Cow bones? Where the hell is he finding those!
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What? You buy them at the store and he sucks the marrow out. 😂
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Oh, that’s a relief. I thought he’d dug up an old slaughterhouse in the neighborhood.
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😂
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Yep, the laws of feline ownership for sure. That drink sounds divine! 🍹
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I’ll let you know.
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Or, I’ll let you know, I took a screen shot of the recipe…..😉
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I need liquor because of this stress inducing move to the new house…..LOTS AND LOTS OF LIQUOR!!
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I hear you. We once moved twice in one year and I was a wreck.
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TWICE? You moved TWICE IN ONE YEAR?? How in Gods heaven above and all that is holy did you manage that?!
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We moved from NOrth Carolina to Maine because husband got a great job. When we first got here we rented for 6 months until we found our house. Real estate was off the charts then and there wasn’t much for sale. First move? 1,122 miles. Second move? 27.
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Okay, you win, 1122 miles? No thank you, I’ve managed to move four times since my divorce for a total of 62 miles. Each time farther and farther west, or in this latest case, Northeast EP. But with a spectacular view of the mountains. If I ever move again I’ll probably wind up in New Mexico…😝
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That works too!
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Tara and I actually have those shower beer holders, ha. There’s nothing like a cold cocktail whilst enjoying a hot shower!
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Ha! I knew there was a reason we’re friends.
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When I lived in Manassas, we had a water view every winter from the very edge of our backyard, if we squinted.
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Up here, if you can see a puddle you’re taxed for water view.
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