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If you’ve ever dreamed of owning a slightly twisted rain gauge? You’ve come to the right place.
Meet Ralph.
He’s really happy to see you….
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And if, like me… you think that’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen?
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Rest assured it has a ‘high satisfaction’ rating.
The fact that high satisfaction at Overstock requires only 4 reviews says it all.
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River's world..... 
It’s enough to make Santa Claus disown the Gnome
and never darken my home (though it did spark this poem).
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No gnome will ever grace my home…
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Five inches of rain on a seven inch gnome? Seems unnecessarily boastful to me…
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Clearly it was designed by a man.
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The normal Gnomes I have…One is Purple and One is reading a book… would not appreciate Porno Gnome as part of our household.
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Is there a normal gnome?
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Well, Yes! They are usually statues by day and stand around looking friendly. Don’t ask me what they do when we aren’t around.
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Measure rain apparently.
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Insert facepalm here….
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Will do.
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I will until tomorrow. Your powers of surfing are unpatrolled. Shop safely…
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No shopping, just laughing.
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Amazon has plenty of items with four stars but only one person rated it.
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There should be at least 10 before you can pick a star rating. Like a batting average.
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And like most men he exaggerates!!!
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my son would love this………..lol
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He’ll be highly satisfied. Or so I’m told…
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Looks like something that could/should be advertised in Cosmo.
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Ha!
You’re right.
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Good god, let’s hope the Elf on a Shelf people don’t get wind of this…
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If so, that elf is toast.
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