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The husband plans on stripping another section of our leaking roof this weekend and wanted me to go on the Home Depot website to check on shingles. As I brought up the site on my phone, Lord Dudley jumped on my lap and screwed up my search.
What he chose was beyond disturbing.
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What the utter Hell?
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I’ve always disliked lawn “art” and garden gnomes are at the top of that list …. but a naked, beer swilling elf named Otto?
I can’t even.
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River's world..... 
That…..is beyond disturbing.
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Who in their right mind wants that greeting them every morning?
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Well it could be worse, those that have the real looking thing without the gnome get up, at home….eww 🤮.
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Now that’s frightening.
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“Lord Dudley screwed up my search.”
Riiiight….
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I swear…. I didn’t search for that!
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My exact thought!
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I don’t REMEMBER posing for that…
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There are cameras everywhere. You didn’t stand a chance…
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Sure. Where else would a fat belly, near naked drunk elf named Otto hang out?
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Perhaps his… erm… plumbing is in need of repair.
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You might find a comfortable bar stool in your barn for just such a character.
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That’s going to be a hard pass.
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I think you need a pair of them.
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I beg to differ.
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I don’t know—sounds like Lord Dudley picked the perfect gift for the Man Cave!!!
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Despite the fact 95% of men in European-based cultures seem to be beer-swilling fatsicles, I really resent the implication that all men are that way. I have not had an ounce of beer pass through my lips is at least 40 years, and not because I am a recovering alcoholic. I just think it tastes like shit!
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Interesting conversation piece … I think you should give it a second thought.
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And that is just one of the 5,354 reasons I want to get just the top of several pointy little caps and scattered them in the garden. So when people ask “What are those ?” I can say “I think I planted my gnomes too deep.”
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Another wonderful nugget for Google to stow away in your tracking profile…
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It’s Dudley’s fault!
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And here I am, scrambling to find out how to order this magnificent masterpiece!
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If you want to discourage houseguests, it’s perfect.
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Ah, something even I would not buy!!
Still… mean of you not to include the price!!
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Didn’t I? Apologies.
$42.99.
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WHHAAAAAA??!!??
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Yup.
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Now you’re going to blame the cat for your weird finds?
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I am.
Yup…
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LOL.. that’s a disturbing vision
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It really is.
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Oh, sure.
Blame your porn viewing on the cat! 😛
BTW: I’ve seen that guy (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) on the beach. Never pleasant.
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Yikes. I never want to meet the real life model.
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That would keep away the trick or treaters.
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Or psychologically damage the little tykes for life…..
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