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A friend sent me this picture of a beverage she saw in the grocery store the other day.
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She said she saw it and thought of me.
Busty Lush.
I’m not sure if I should be offended… or flattered she knows me so well.
I thought about buying some, but when I saw the non alcoholic label, I figured… why bother?
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It’s back?
I don’t remember goat poop ever disappearing.
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I can think of numerous other ways to say Happy Holidays besides the gift of livestock dung, but maybe that’s just me.
And what’s with “Artisan” goat poop?
Is there some Jackson Pollack spattering going on or what?
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River's world..... 
They sell buckets of sheep and goat chocolate droppings to tourists in rural areas here. Never understood it…but it just shows you what you can sell if you market it well.
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I have copious amounts of deer and skunk poo in our backyard. Could it be our future retirement plan?
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With some snazzy packaging and an engaging and eye-catching social media campaign – you could be rolling in it!
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Try the cow pie and you won’t be disappointed.
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I’ll need whipped cream with that pie.
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Artisan just means hand-made, I think. Hand-made goat poop chocolate? No, thanks.
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Hand crafted poo? Yeah, I don’t want that job..
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I think it”s kinda cute. The chocolates do look like goat droppings, kinda. But the artisan flavours, well, with all the various things goats eat, I guess maybe some of the flavours might be art, I sang.
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There’s a disturbing trend in retail poo . I’ve seen moose poop jewelry, reindeer poop keychains, unicorn poop jelly beans and brown bear chocolate poop. WTH?
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Marketing! They are just using what we already know about the world these days. It is overflowing with shit. No one makes quality goods anymore.
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You can just send me a non-poop carrot cake!
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I remember a long time ago getting a sculpture made of Elephant Poo, but Food?, I think not.
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Elephant poo art? A definite conversation piece.
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“but when I saw the non alcoholic label, I figured… why bother?” lol!
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The busty lush and goat poop. Some businesses are really pigeonholing themselves.
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I think I’d prefer those cutesy names you discussed in your other post over “goat poop.”
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Truth in advertising!
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In the UK a busty lush would be a big breasted alcoholic!
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That’s what it means here as well. Which is why my girlfriend thought of me.
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