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If you’re looking for that perfect Christmas gift? For God’s sake, don’t look here.
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A crocheted octopus hat? While I admit the side view is impressive, I can’t think of a single friend who would actually wear it.
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Men? I’m going to speak for all women when I say we don’t need you to amplify your junk. You’re entirely too proud of it already.
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Be still my heart.
An affection erection?
And they say romance is dead.
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Tough to market the Octopus hat. The 70’s porn business called, and they want their mustache back. There is no amount of “enhancement” that is going to help this guy in the amore department.
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Agreed.
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Kraken? Don’t you know Cthulu when you see him?
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Apparently not.
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I’m thinking Crappy Christmas for that hat. I mean, I freakin’ love it…in a crappy way.
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My page is always crappy Christmas appropriate.
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I just ordered one like it…and a spectacular viking hat with braided beard.
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You realize I’ll require photographic proof….
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While I like the style of the necklace, the copy that describes it is a turn-off. What is wrong with people!
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The sad part is, it probably sells quite well.
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Thanks for helping me keep my promise to spend less this holiday season.
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Happy to help!
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A crocheted octopus hat? While I admit the side view is impressive, I can’t think of a single friend who would actually wear it. <—and don't forget your conceal/carry harness. Cause that goes with everything.
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Geez, at least George Michael had some class and just stuffed a shuttlecock down his pants when performing with Wham…
I had a bunch of crocheters who used to follow me (As evidenced by all the crochet critters I was gifted). That octopus hat is very creative, but doesn’t surprise me in the least. There are some freaky ladies with big needles out there…
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I suppose if you have to crochet something… an octopus is as good an idea as anything.
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Men have a right to be proud of what they have, whatever it is they have. But surely you have noticed that men are seldom proud enough to show what they have to other men. The whole bullshit about no sex before marriage is based on not allowing women to compare what their husband has to what prior experiences may have shown women that it is possible to have. Or to know the skill level of said appendage.
As for your xmas/birthday suggestions, the kraken hat is the best of the bunch. Not saying much, is it.
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You make a good point. Comparison could be a deal breaker. But still, the plethora of dick pics is disturbing.
Amusing side note… spell check kept changing dick to duck.
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Poor Dick Nixon. (Oops, my Spelchek accepted dick. I wanted it to read Duck Nixon, but got scammed.)
I wrote a story once about a woman collecting dick pics for a coffee table book (erect and not side-by-side.) A female editor loved the idea, but her male boss vetoed it outright. I guess I was ahead of the times. Still am, I bet.
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Yikes. Can’t say I’d want my guests flipping through that.. but it would make a great gag gift. Perhaps a celebrity version sequel?
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Unless a guy is a porn star, no celebrity would pose for a book like that. Acting is compensating, for a lot of men.
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Well, at least the Octopus Hat they could keep for Halloween.
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No, no…..by the looks of these so-called gifts, romance I’d DEFINITELY dead 😵
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These marketing gurus need to workshop more before launching.
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For every lock, there’s a key. For every octopus hat, there’s a head.
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When I suggest human population control is required because there’s so many extinctions and environmental damage people say ‘how would you choose who dies’. I think the purchasers of this sort of shit gives you the answer.
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Ha!
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