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This used to be the only mer-man.
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A sorry excuse for the species to be sure.
But then this disturbing photo popped up on my Facebook feed…
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Bad grammar aside, the first sadomasochistic version is bound to have all the fish shaking their heads. ( fins? tails? whatever )
If it’s all the same to you, I’ll continue dreaming about the only mer-man I’ll ever need.
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You’re welcome.
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River's world..... 
These look like the Chippendales gone woke.
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Chippendales? More like dwarf trolls! Chippendales at least had a bit of class. These morons, bet they pass gas… to make bubbles in their bathtubs.
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Woke Chippendales is an oxymoron.
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I wonder if they whisper to seaweed.
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I think you mean seahorse.
Seahorse whisperer. Get it?
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Got it. Wrinkly old Robert Redford. I was thinking more of the defender of the seas, doing battle with sushi restaurants to stop them from murdering the marine plant life.
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Even wrinkled, Redford is still Redford.
Historic footnote- my late MIL picked him up on the side of a rural road in Connecticut in the 70’s when his motorcycle broke down. She had her teenage daughters in the station wagon and they positively swooned.
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I could see that, he was a handsome fella.
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Sadly, my harness will be at the dry cleaners until January sixth…
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A harness-less holiday? That’s piss poor planning right there.
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Harness guy could use one of those turkey neck banana hammocks, sayin’.
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Ha! You could be right…
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No. Piss-poor planning is when you decide to urinate in the dark and find out you left the lid down…
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You’re so literal.
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I’m with you, I’ll just keep the Jason Momoa version of Aquaman. He’s probably THE best version that character will ever have.
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Now that Lloyd Bridges is out of the running. At least he finally quit sniffing glue.
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That’s a bit before my time.
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I was thinking more about Airplane! than Sea Hunt. That was a bit before my time, as well. Of course, I totally forgot Jacques Cousteau.
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