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Go ahead, I know you want to. But in this case I’m crazy like a fox because I’ve found a product with multiple uses.
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The Woof Washer!
Okay, sure… it will clean the mud off your dog. But think of the possibilities.
Little Johnnie Jr. beat up the neighbor’s kid and is covered in blood?
Woof Washer!
Your 5 year old daughter found your stash of stripper glitter?
Woof Washer!
Your husband comes home from the bar reeking of cheap beer and even cheaper perfume ?
Woof Washer!
I’m telling you, this thing is pure gold.
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River's world..... 
uh huh
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You want one. I knew it…
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My woofers would not get near a contraption like that …
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But as a stripper glitter remover you have to admit, it rocks.
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It has been some decades since I was glittered … I’m not sure, but I think Snookums would prefer a .357 mag. to a water sprinkler … 😛
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Can’t blame her there…
😉
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If they come out with a Meow Washer, I doubt that you’ll be as enthusiastic (for obvious reasons).
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I tried to bathe a cat once. Notice the use of the word once. He had been sprayed by a skunk and since he loved to play with a dripping sink faucet I thought, why not?
He shredded both my sweater and my skin clawing his way out.
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Let’s see a photo going over the head and shoulders. Then lets see it washing the blood of the guy’s arm.
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You could buy one and see….
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No comment!
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Better part of valor, that.
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Step 1: Find a dog that will just sit there while you douse his ass in cold water; Step 2: Put product on a garage sale table for 10% of what you paid
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Next to the George Foreman grill and panini maker. Yes.
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Thy need you on their marketing team!
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I’m open to offers.
😉
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HOLY WOOF WASHER. This is genius. *wink wink*
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A best seller for sure.
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