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You know I enjoy these things.
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New Year’s resolutions. Everyone makes them, no one keeps them.
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I don’t know about you, but I could definitely use a better year.
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Her phone knows her too well.
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Finally, a resolution worth keeping.
And lastly, there’s mine.
A resolution from my much loved and loyal iPhone.
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Well, damn.
I wasn’t expecting that.
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My New Year’s resolution is a great idea.
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Yes, but what’s the idea? We need more info!
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can’t I stay a mystery?
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I don’t think that’s allowed.
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oh.
ok.
Lemme try again.
My New Years resolution is the best place to buy a house in the morning.
YOU ASKED!!!!
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Hmm. Probably a bad time to buy a house, but good luck with that.
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Yikes – my like was merely of support for you, not any love for your phone…. Mine came up “ my New Year’s resolution is so incredibly sweet of you and your dad” while that has charm who the heck is the you and what does this person have to do with my resolution? Hmmmmm
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Clearly you and your dad did something nice for your phone. Let us know when you figure out what it was…
😉
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I’ll think about it. 💕🥰
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Your phones complete your sentences for you? Why?
On another note, I have not broken a New Year’s resolutions in over 40 years. In 1978, Jan. 1, I resolved “to never make another New Year’s resolution.” Haven’t broken it yet!
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Why?
Because it can of course…
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Who in the world even thought to design such a thing? This boggles my mind. (Pretend you hear a nervous laugh here.)
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Predictive text. It saves time…. and more often than not is quite amusing.
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My phone tries to predict a word, sometimes, with a 1% efficiency rate. But it certainly does not try to finish my sentences for me. Spelchek is hilarious as it is at times–usually just frustrating because it even changes words that are spelled correctly–but quite often somewhat insightful.
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I often think I should let spellcheck write my blogs. They’d probably be funnier..
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Under usual circumstances I might agree, but you do all right on your own. However, if you were to post your final product, FOLLOWED by your original Spelcheked product, that might be even funnier still!
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I like that idea!
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My fingers shake and it makes it hard to text, or type, or eat peas without a spoon covered in honey. Sometimes my phone guesses my next word correctly and that is helpful. If it doesn’t, I move on. It’s not a crutch for stupid people, It took me fifteen minutes to type this reply and typing is still much easier and faster than texting.
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I apologize that I did not take situations such as yours into account. My hands have not reached your stage yet. Given other handicaps in my life, I will probably be there soon enough. I meant nothing about a person’s intelligence, BTW. I just wasn’t thinking in that direction.
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Not a problem, man. A lot of people would never apologize for anything so that’s big points for you..
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My New Year’s resolution is to stop writing about my son’s personal life because it traumatizes him so much that he wets the bed.
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My phone hates me. Your phone hates your son….
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Many people don’t always keep their resolutions (especially good in your case).
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I don’t think I’ve ever kept one. And I’m certainly not going to start with that.
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My new year’s resolution is now available on our website.
Okaaaay. I guess that’s true. If I had one, it would be posted on wp.
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Ha! That’s perfect.
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Back in the ’80’s there was a British comedy called The Pope Must Die, which, as you can guess, was a slightly controversial title, so they altered it slightly to The Pope Must Diet.
If given a choice between the two I’d ask for a third option.
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Agreed. Dieting is better than dying… but only just.
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My New Years resolution is to offer ends February 18th so act now. Not sure what the fuck that means but, you asked….🤔
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Clearly your phone is running a sale. The question is, on what.
🤣
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My New year’s resolution is the best way to get up and get up and get up and get up and get up. I kind of already had that in mind.
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I’m guessing most resolutions start with getting up. Not all, but most.
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I can see where resolving to stay down, while ignominious, could save someone a fair amount of effort. Not me, I’m in the getting up business.
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My New Year’s Resolution is a little bit of a bed and I don’t know what to do with it.
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Well that’s another blog entirely!
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I’m guessing your phone started to type “diet” . . . then remembered all the luscious photos of food you’ve enjoyed . . . and stopped at “die.”
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And both are equally awful.
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Except that, when you DIET, you KNOW what you are missing. 😀
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If my phone ever sassed me like that, I’d toss it in the garbage.
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Holy Mackeral; it might be time for a new phone!
Mine said I’m going to stop all the air pollution.
GO ME!
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You’d better do it soon, it seems I’m slated for removal this year.
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Good thing NY resolutions are made to be broken. 🙂
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