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Men? I’m going to give you a little free advice so listen carefully.
I believe I speak for all women when I say we don’t want this.
We don’t this for our birthdays. We don’t want this for our anniversaries. And we definitely don’t want this for Valentines Day.
Uh uh.
Nope.
No way.
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The fact that this abomination is listed as “low in stock” is proof positive men are basically clueless gift givers and will benefit enormously from reading my blog.
Please spread the word.
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River's world..... 
A man must have designed this in desperation….,
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Or hunger.
Yes.
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Well, damn. If sharing a corndog isn’t love, what is?
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Sharing? Maybe. Wearing one around my neck… no.
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Huh. That’s beyond tacky well on it’s way to trashy… as in toss into the trash can.
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It does make you wonder what the coordinating outfit would be.
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Radish earrings a la Luna Lovegood and a Wisconsin cheese wedge hat might go with the necklace.
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Cheese head. Of course!
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How about a fried twinkie or a turkey leg?
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Still a hard no from me.
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Fair enough. Diamonds are a bad buying decision for me. Watermelon tourmaline? Real safe bet.
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I have watermelon tourmaline earrings!
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I’m guessing it’s a Maine thing. I can’t recall ever seeing it anywhere else.
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Tourmaline is huge here, in every color of the rainbow.
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There must have been an eye-opening amount of drinking during the development process…
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It’s the only reasonable explanation.
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More like eye-closing, as in while baring, lol.
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Barfing! B-a-r-f-i-n-g. I BARF on you, Spelchek!
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I really need to write a post on Spelcheck.
🤣
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That’s some inspired blogging. I promise to wait.
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In another comment I wrote today “Triaging mistakes have been made.” Speclchek gave me “Triage in mustards have been made.” Not even close, but funnier than hell–except the comment had no need of humour! It was about a serious subject–people dying in ER waiting rooms!
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Mustard triage is a dangerous thing.
🤣
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True that. Get the mustard wrong and you end up with one jacked up corndog.
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I prefer not to try it, thank you.
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And what do you have against corn dogs?!?!?!?!?
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On a plate? Nothing ….
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What is this corn dog on a plate of which you speak? In the great creation myth in my head, GAWD got a bit peckish somewhere around the eighth day, at lunchtime, between creating oil and uranium. As his great belly gurgled and growled, the ground began to shake, the sky turned red and suddenly, as if by the will of some divine power, great fields of beautiful golden corndogs stood swaying in the breeze. Even GAWD was astonished. The delectable aroma filled his nostrils as he reached down to pick one. He held it up to look at it and smiled to see the beautiful stem, just perfect for a convenient handle. “Niiiice, go me! He said as he took a bite. “Not bad, it definitely needs to be deep fried, and I guess I had better get to work on that mustard creation project.”
Riv, you know I’m awfully fond of you and I would hate to see anything bad happen because you ran afoul of some butthurt deity. My father-in-law ate pizza with a knife and fork and now he is dead. Spooky, right?
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“…..great fields of beautiful golden corndogs stood swaying in the breeze. “ is a very disturbing image. Seek help when you can.
🤣
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Oh yeah? Now imagine the crazy haired Kenny scarecrow…yeah.
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It’s almost more than my tiny brain can handle….
😱
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I doubt that. I have a rocket sled that has a single control. It says “Go there”. I drive it a lot and I would be super sad if we had already reached top end.
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I have no problem going there, as my ridiculous blogs prove.
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That’s why I follow you.
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Kindred souls.
😉
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Maple syrup scented???
I think Pandora is crap… can’t imagine this!
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Exactly. Syrup on a corn dog…. pure madness.
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Is that some sort of hot dog? With a string of mustard on the side? Oh dearie.
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A cornbread covered dog. Yes…
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I agree. I prefer ketchup on mine. 🤣
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When it comes to food, I am a firm believer that if you like it, it’s good. That said, I still threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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And why wouldn’t they make it full-length? If you’re going into the hotdog depths of despair do it big.
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Agreed. Half assed dogs are nothing but pathetic.
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😉
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Now, if only I could get a real corn dog on a necklace….
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You could always make a fresh one.
😉
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🙂
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Yep it’s selling because a lot of men don’t realize this is just wrong.
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Soooo wrong.
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Maybe, just maybe, if loving this funky junky piece of, well, junk is wrong, they don’t want to be right. Every devil needs an advocate, even the one that dreamed up this smelly little bauble.
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I think you’ll be lonely standing on that particular hill…
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You won’t see me up there. I’m the advocate, not the devil. Don’t listen to anyone who says I am. They are wrong and I will smite them. (Twisting my moustache).
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Why not? Candy necklaces have been a “thing” forever. Gotta have a main course before your dessert.
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Try buying Tara one for Valentines Day, then report back.
If you can.
🤣
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