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Can’t afford that diamond ring you’ve been eyeing at the jewelry store? No worries, I’ve got your back.
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Grab that Hidden Valley Ranch and get cooking!
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Yes, this is real. And that’s a picture of the final product, which honestly… doesn’t look too shabby as far as ranch dressings go.
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If you’re interested, jump on eBay.
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Though I dare say it might be less expensive to try making your own.
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River's world..... 
I’m with you on that, maybe the Kool-Aid peeps can try a cheaper version….lol.
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Yellow cubic zirconia!
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I am a Catalina salad dressing guy, so I wonder if they can do the same and make me a ruby?
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Mmm… a green goddess emerald as well. This has potential.
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Hey! Free shipping? Where’s my wallet?
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I think your wife hid it.
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Was that with the dressing still inside the packet? Wouldn’t that be false advertising? Hidden Valley Ranch Dresding “and” plastic diamond! Who wants a plastic diamond?
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Every man who doesn’t want to spend a fortune on a real one for his fiancé?
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Luckily, Gail doesn’t like diamonds….
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Wouldn’t that start to smell after a while? That’s a lot of money if it doesn’t last.
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Or… there are enough preservatives in the dressing, it will last forever. Like Twinkies.
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I don’t like Ranch dressing. Do you think they could make me one from Italian vinaigrette?
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I don’t like ranch either. I’m hoping blue cheese isn’t far behind…
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I just realized we’re thinking about this all wrong. Let them continue making jewels out of our most hated foods and we can rid the world of them altogether! Bwa-hahaha!
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Ooh. Kale emeralds!
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And mayonnaise diamonds!💎
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Nope. I love my mayo.
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I can’t “like” this comment. I just can’t! 🤮
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No worries. Just more for me…
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I think they can make diamonds out of anything now. I know they’ve been doing it with cremation ashes for a long time. The Q is… can I get a deceased loved one ranch diamond?…
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I don’t see why not.
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Holy dressing! Who would have thunk it!
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You have to wonder who was making a salad and thought, hmm. The wife wants a new ring….
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Exactly
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My raise wasn’t THAT big….
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You could always make your own..
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Hell, there’s probably thousands of diamond-clad Midwesterners bumping into each other on the way to their next fish fry.
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Midwestern fish should always be suspect.
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We actually have really good sushi here.
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How is that possible?
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Surprised us, too! I guess with overnight shipping, even the middle of the country can enjoy fresh fish.
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It seems like it would make your hand smell like Doritos…
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Which could attract strange men. Not what you usually want in an engagement ring..
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