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For my friends of a certain age… did your mother ever force feed you castor oil? If so, be glad it was only a tablespoon and you weren’t on Mussolini’s bad side.
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Next up … a little story on something you should never do to increase sexual pleasure.
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Ouch! Not to mention eww.
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I knew that bitch had military experience! We’re doomed.
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You have to wonder what kind of little boy or girl fantasized about owning a company that specializes in these products. “What do you want to be when you grow up Susie/Sammy?” “A butt paste and douche distributor mommy. It will be so much fun!”
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River's world..... 
And to think I went with computer technology…what was I thinking?
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A major career blunder to be sure. Just think, you could have been the Enema King. And you know that guy drinks free at bars all around the world.
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Too late now 😦
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Boudreaux’s butt paste? Is that what you use while you’re waiting for the beano to work??
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Possibly. It’s all about lubrication….
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I thought it might be like paste to stick your butt cheeks together so you can avoid any embarrassing moments at the soiree’/chili cook-off. Ballroom dancing could be a problem.
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If there’s one place you don’t want your butt pasted shut it’s a chili cook off. Yikes. When it finally opened you could rocket to the moon..
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That could lead to a whole new event. Altitude and distance, maybe blast radius on takeoff, I’m calling ESPN right now.
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I like it. The betting opportunities could be legendary….
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This stuff is ewww. Especially the kidney beans. I have to admit that your reading list is pretty eclectic.
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I’m determined to read her entire series. Stay tuned…
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Ouch….ewww…..blah….and finally FML. Yes my mother made me take castor oil, I’d bite the spoon to make her stop. To this day I don’t understand why she felt the need. All she said was her mother did it so she’d do it. Yeah, way to go mom 🙄…..but don’t get me started on the shit my mom would do to that made no sense when I was a kid.
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My mother was a fan of iodine. Any time I had a cut or scrape I was liberally doused. I swear my skin is still stained..
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Oh gawd, you just made me remember that my mom used merbromin or in Spanish, mercurio when we were little. It was for cuts, scrapes and even though it was for external use only, for fever blisters. It tasted horrible and she always got the purple one so my skin was purple for the majority of childhood. I had it on me all the time because I was such a tomboy. Oh the things we remember of our childhood….lol.
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Oh, God yes. Mercurochrome! My mom used that as well.
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My mom was all about the mercurochrome. The color came off, but it felt like being smacked on the finger with a freshly forged hammer.
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Ah, the good old days.
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I wanna know how the guy in India got 4 beans up his eurethra. Was he on drugs, or just hornier than a horny toad? (Oh, that’s Horned Toad. Sorry.)
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Unlike you, I don’t want to know. Nope. Not me.
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True enough. I don’t want instructions, yuck. I would just like to know how, as in What the hell was he thinking? What the hell was he doing?
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Some things are best left unexplored, lest our opinion of the human race fall even lower.
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That is the problem, isn’t it. The older we get, the more we are able to face the fact humans are idiots. I haven’t lost all hope yet, but I do know I will never live to see how much lower we can stoop in our stoop-idity.
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