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Well color me surprised. I never even knew these things existed..
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But now that I do? I really want to buy a set for our neighbor’s birds.
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I’m not exactly sure what purpose they serve… do chickens play football? Or crash motorcycles?
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Or as that picture suggests, go to war? Whatever the reason, a helmeted flock of chickens must be a wonderful sight to behold.
While researching this important topic I also came across this:
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Because every well dressed chicken needs a good hat.
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And if you think that’s ridiculous get a load of this-
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A helmet and T Rex arms might be a bridge too far..
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River's world..... 
T-Rex arms…..still laughing.
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Like a boss!
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Why don’t they stand up against their oppressors?
THEY”RE CHICKEN!
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Literally.
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…And the air vibrates with the sound of a billion simultaneous facepalms…
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Sounds about right.
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The chicken theme is getting chuckles. What I would really like to see is a video of someone catching a chicken and trying to put the helmet on it. I can’t imagine a chicken allowing it.
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No, I don’t imagine they do.
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I kinda like the helmets.
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As well you should. They’re delightful.
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Have you seen chicken arms? I’d get those in a heartbeat but there are no chickens near me.
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And once the chickens have these helmets on, and then they discover their heads don’t get hurt during feeding time, what’s next? Chicken Wars! Instead of standing two feet apart, they will be fighting over the corn beside them. Chickens can get mighty aggressive. Helmets will lead to war, where once there was peace.
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But… but… a chicken Super Bowl.
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You’d pay to see it, wouldn’t you?
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I might….
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I have to add….last week I went to my parents house in a rural part of El Paso. As I was a lock away I literally saw a choker cross the road….I wanted to take a picture but there was a line of cars behind me but I can’t believe I actually saw a chicken cross the road. No helmet, TRex arms or a crossing guard stop sign…..just there, crossing the road, I was amazed 😝.
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I was a block away….not lock….FML!
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Saw a chicken not choker….fuck you autocorrect…..😡
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If your autocorrect want to choke a chicken I recommend switching phones.
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It’s my damned iPad that’s giving me issues on spelling and correcting it…..🤪
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And you missed a great opportunity to ask him why he did it. Shame, that.
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Tell me about it…lol
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This is amazingly funny!!!!❤️🙏❤️
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I noticed they have a little loop on the top. Think the Hell’s Angels have a loop on their helmet?
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Having ridden beside a few Hell’s Angels at a
rallies, I can categorically say no.
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Have you ever heard the song “cows with guns”? Those helmets makes sense if you watch that.
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I have not, but now I think I must….
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I don’t know about Maine chickens, but the chickens in Ukraine could definitely use those helmets.
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No doubt!
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