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Ever wonder why wild creatures are so often run over by cars? The roadkill count in my state is high and I can never figure out why seemingly clever animals always fall victim to large noisy vehicles.
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Mystery solved. Evolution just hasn’t caught up.
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I will now be distributing Cheer detergent to every hunter I know.
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When my husband worked for the Federal Aviation Administration drones were the bane of his existence. I’d love to have one for photography purposes, but his hatred runs deep.
Although this drone?
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Now that’s something special.
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I wonder if it would work for red squirrels…
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River's world..... 
The hawks in our area don’t seem to care for squirrels. They take bunnies, but we’ve seen one sitting on a branch next to a squirrel. The squirrel was trying to make it leave. I think you’re stuck with the red lady.
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Same for the hawks around here.
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We have no bunnies available for lunch. Perhaps if I garnish the red squirrel appropriately ours will be tempted….
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Wash it in Cheer. And Tide, and Downy too…
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Ha!
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A rat trap tastefully adorning its neck would make a lovely garnish.
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Dip her in chicken gravy?
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Mm. Now you’re talking.
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I know quite a few hunters and they are all hip to the cheer problem. They wash their camo in plain water and hang it outside for a couple weeks before wearing it into the woods. Sound is a much bigger problem for hunters, though not for deer.
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Well that’s disappointing.
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A little, I guess, unless that’s what you feed your family.
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I live in hunting central and have yet to meet a family who relies on it for sustenance.
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I know a couple of families who do. So what now? Arm wrestling?
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Not necessary. Living in Maine I’m quite used to agreeing to disagree when it comes to hunting.
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That’s a fine thing.
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Well, Maybe we can start some laundry services just for Hunters and secretly use Cheer!
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It might work for rich city boys who have more money than skill.
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Excellent idea. Free laundry service during hunting season.
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Robo hawk is a very cool thing, gotta say. Think about how many people have tried, over the years, to build something like that. I’m impressed.
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I was as well. Very lifelike ….
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Mrs. Squirrel just emailed me that YOU are picking on HER again!
Stop it or she WILL retaliate!!!
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I’ll buy her a one way ticket right to your front door. Next time she can tell you in person.
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Does this mean in a few hundred years, when evolution has caught up, we’re going to have pigeons that can fly at 200 mph and deer who will be able to sprint at twice the speed limit?
Cool.
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I think so, yes. Shame we won’t be around to see it….
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Haha! Cheer distribution is something you need to do. Give the hunters a huge stag version of the finger….😝🤪
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I’m thankful no one around us allows hunting.
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