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Because I like to keep my readers well informed. .
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This is good news. Next time the husband ignores me while watching some ludicrous old western on tv? I’m going outside to talk to the ‘shrooms.
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For the love of God, why? Who would buy such a thing…
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You heard it folks, move fast.
Like you have to after each and every time you eat at McDonalds.
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say if you have a 36 foot yacht? You’re probably not that worried about work in the first place.
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Yes, from the people who brought you How To Bake A Potato … the sequel.
Wash sweet potato.
Pierce sweet potato.
Bake sweet potato.
Riveting stuff… no?
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River's world..... 
Damn, I just bought a new rug
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That’s a shame. I’m sure it would have looked lovely in your living room.
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I know, right? I can’t even tell you how disappointed Cathy is (not).
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😂😂😂
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Talking mushrooms? I know a few of those.
McDucks rug? I hope they didn’t stock a lot of them
Sweet ‘taters? I just say “Honey, how about sweet spuds and roast chicken?” Quick and simple …
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Me and mushrooms go waaaaay back.
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Sandwich rugs, how to bake a sweet potato? Okay there are some out there who can’t bake a potato (refer to my previous answer about the baked potato debacle of 2019.) But I cant work offshore on my yacht because I’m landlocked. So it’s just sitting here in my back yard, on top of the dirt filled in ground pool…..🙄.
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What a shame. You should have your cabana boy take care of that…
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Alas……I had to dismiss Jacques due to lack of funds to pay him.
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He’s a sexy cabana boy. You don’t pay him in cash!
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Well no….I live in far west Southwest Texas, there are no cabanas, we have tool sheds. So he’s a tool shed boy and they get really annoyed if you don’t pay them in cash…..🤔
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Work with me, girl!
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😂……believe me I’m trying….lol
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Being as humans speak multiple languages with thousands of dialects, this seems pretty vague. I am not impressed with the ‘shrooms. Have you had a McD’s chicken sandwich? They taste like rugs, so may as well make them look like rugs.
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I tend to avoid McDonalds as I do most laxatives, so no. I have not consumed their McRug.
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Useless be entertaining.
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That’s an apt description of me as well.
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“I’m going outside to talk to the ‘shrooms. ” You are supposed to TALK to them—not eat them!!!
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But it’s so hard when they’re delicious sautéed in butter.
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Fungi have a language similar to that of humans? They must be Republicans!
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I make sweet potatoes all the time and mine never turn out looking THAT good, so maybe send me the link?
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Ha! Sorry, I didn’t save it.. but aside from rubbing them with a little oil that was the meat of it.
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Laughing out loud here at that last one.
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As the resident wyrdo, I always say animals and plants are people, and that they talk – it’s just we don’t understand their language. Fungi are amaaaazing. I went to a park to walk the dog yesterday and the ground in some places was hard, but there – cracking the soil and bursting up through the compacted soil were fungi/mushrooms of some sort. Fungi are doing such great work for nature (e.g. breaking down plastics, acting as packaging). Earth has taught her children well. As for the rug, pfft – urgency is a sales tactic.
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I posted a while back about a fungi filled burial. Returning to Mother Earth, literally.
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