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News you can’t use.

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Let’s hear for it the first responders. Those brave selfless people who help us when we’re in trouble.

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And if ever someone was in trouble…

If you’re wondering how that happened, she was trying to retrieve her dropped cell phone.

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If any of my readers are of the vampire persuasion? Please answer the call, and then blog about it. That’s pure gold.

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From what I read Tucker believes America is a nation of emasculated men who are in dire need of butching up. The cure? Testicle tanning to increase testosterone production. Do you suppose there’s a special Coppertone lotion for that?

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I think we all have dentist office horror stories, but this poor fellow wins hands down.

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18 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. * Cellphone in outhouse bottom? Time to upgrade
    * Know a few soul sucking vampires, but so far haven’t met the blood sucking kind.
    * Four generations of Armors, and the sun has NEVER touched the testicles of any of us. And won’t. Pasty white huevos is a family hallmark …

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  4. Oh geez…..all this news only confirms that there are people that follow Fucker Carlson to the bottom of port-a-potty’s and ball sack tanning salons. Vampires are too classy to follow such a nitwit like Fucker Carlson into anything.

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