News you can’t use.

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Because it’s so much more interesting than news you can.

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That’s good to know. I’m tired of worrying about Covid anyway.

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Why the alarm? I think they sound perfectly delightful.

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Yes, I’m here to tell you first hand… it most definitely is happening. On the plus side, this is the first time I’ve been glad I came up allergic to lobster 9 years ago.

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Of course she did. I would expect nothing less.

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Mr. Happy? How can you tell….

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And is it me…. or is this one of those owners who starts to resemble their pet?

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18 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. We’ll most likely do ourselves in well before the supercontinent gets a chance.
    Jumping worms sound like great trout bait.
    Britney has taken enough shit in her life. She’s earned her diamond skivvies.
    Cathy’s been wanting a return trip to Maine since the last one. A forty dollar lobster roll will be disappointing. I don’t care for lobster, so I’m still up for the trip. That’s news I can use, thank you for your service to the inquiring minds of the interwebs.

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  2. Yuck jumping worms and Britanys diamond thong. Those are both in how gross can we get column. Lobster is delish and I haven’t had any in over 16 years. And yes, owners of dogs start to look like their pets. That is something cat owners never have to worry about….lmao!

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  3. A coworker, having learned the sun will explode some day, and frustrated about something, said “what’s the point? The sun’s gonaa explode and kill us all” like it was gonna be in the next 30days or so.

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  4. 1) Supercontinent: So long as I am in a no winter zone, all good (2) Jumping worms? That should revolutionize the fishing industry (3) I have no issue skipping on the $40 lobster (4) The ugly dog contest – which one was judged?

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