.
Facebook is always trying to sell me something. And since it depends on algorithms to choose the items … I have to wonder why it thinks I need organic underwear.
.
.
A free range bra? That’s an oxymoron if ever I’ve heard one.
.
.
High impact? Exactly how much impact do they think my girls experience…
.
.
My car seats do not need a body guard. If I’m man enough to spill a drink while driving? They should just man up and take it.
.
.
Okay, they’ve got me here.
Those are adorable.
.
The bralettes are real cute, whatever their origin, and I kind of think “High impact” is more about delivering the impact than defending against it. High impact boobies are awesome.
I’m right with you on the seat cover thing. That’s why we have scotchgard. Also, my seat has handles to control its position, like every other seat I’ve ever driven from. I guess that car is a bit too swanky doodle for me.
Until they make Cthulhu pig in a blanket molds, these will do just fine.
Good post, just right for my first cup of tea. Thank you.
LikeLiked by 1 person
High impact boobies are great… unless you’re the one who has to haul them around all your life. By the time you reach 40 years old, the thrill is gone.
LikeLike
Cathy tells me about that when she’s buying sixty dollar bras. I say money well spent. I don’t guess she’s looking for the impact, it’s just something you get with a sixty dollar bra and a professional fitting.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s what mine cost as well. Its ridiculous.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I would have guessed that, but I only speculate on Cathy’s.
LikeLiked by 1 person
This kind of depends on your motivation. A pair of high impact boobies can make a man forget his name. Thrilling.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Bralette is an interesting word, even without the “free-range” adjective attached. The suffix lette is considered to be a diminutive, meaning in this case a “small bra” or possibly to denote “similarity,” such as bra-like. Seems to me a bra is either a bra, or not a bra. This piece of innerwear doesn’t really look like a bra as such, though I am no longer an expert on what bras look like these days. Don’t most bras have cups? This garment does not seem to have cups.
But it is the diminuitive that struck me as most curious. This garment certainly has more material than most bras, so to call it a “small bra” just doesn’t seem right. On the other hand, a small bra could also mean small boobs, and maybe this is just male-thinking, but do women like to call attention to having small boobs by wearing a bralette. Might that not diminish one’s self-esteem — if boob-size is being considered as a measure of attractiveness?
Ah, the places my mind takes me… Where’s the fun in undoing a woman’s bra when there is no clasp to undo. And if a bralette is form-hugging, it’s going to take two hands and a lot of cooperation to remove a bralette in the heat of passion. Better to call it a mood-killer, eh what!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I never thought about the passion blocking effect of these types of bras, but I think most women wear them for workouts or sleeping. I wouldn’t really know since my girls need industrial underwire support. As for the ‘lette’ suffix, it’s probably just a new marketing strategy.
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
A good marketer should understand the meanings of the words they are using.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s interesting that the bra comments have, thus far only come from men. “High impact boobies and the men who love them” There’s a post in there somewhere.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Please feel free to write it, and link back here.
LikeLiked by 1 person
* Organic bra? Wonder what a bra plant looks like …
* I should think that an impact bra would be made of steel
* Wonder what’s in the seats that the body needs to be protected from. Maybe they should vacuum the seats … 🤔
LikeLiked by 2 people
Everything else is plant based these days, why not bras?
My underwires are uncomfortable enough, I’m not strapping on steel.
Some questions are best left unanswered….
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Here’s a comment that’s not all about the bras, GO MEN!
I wonder if the seat covers are designed to prevent you from getting a case of swamp ass on a long drive. Just guessing.
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL
LikeLike
Bralette? Silicone shark pigs in a blanket holder? You know what I’m amazed at what the algorithms chose for you, seriously. Lol
LikeLiked by 2 people
It’s bizarre. They’re all over the place….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Facebook ? Meta ? Yuck ! The words bi-polar software come to mind. Then again it would explain why free range and bra are in the same sentence
.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Somewhere, someone saw that ad and was filled with longing. It wasn’t me… but then FB used to show me ball wash ads so what do they know?
LikeLiked by 1 person
The High Impact Bra is for your reaction to the Organic Bra. Organic cotton? Sure. Why not. Somebody must eat the stuff somewhere, right?
LikeLiked by 1 person
My reactions are rarely high impact, but okay.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am confused on why the Bra has fruit on it. And as far as the Shark Mold; that would make a cool gift for someone along with an Ice Cube Tray that makes little Ships.
LikeLiked by 1 person
A Jaws themed cocktail party? I like it…
LikeLike
I do agree the shark bite/pigs in a blanket are adorable. Unfortunately my wife is quite shall we say…anti-shark…so it’s highly unlikely they’ll be arriving here. The wording on the “high impact” bra does make me wonder what magical fabric that is made out of. The “free range” bra is definitely an oxymoron.
LikeLiked by 1 person
My girls haven’t been free since 1976. On the range or otherwise…
LikeLiked by 1 person
👍
LikeLike
A free range bra? – Are other bras raised in a factory farm environment? I guess there’s still a lot about bras that I don’t understand.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You and me both brother.
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Why does the bucket seat cover have a pocket with a flap that’d be under your knees? What would be keeping there and how safe would it be to grab it while driving? I am baffled.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your guess is as good as mine.
🤷♀️
LikeLiked by 1 person
The makers of shark bites also make bear butts molds. Roughly $22 on amazon US
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good to know.
LikeLike