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Et tu Apple?

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As much as I dislike posting political, sometimes I have to.

The ridiculous factor has been off the charts lately and every morning I wake up thinking, “what now?”. Be it President Musk giving a press conference from the Oval Office …

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(Conflict of interest? Nah, must be a coincidence.)

… or Trump turning the Gaza Strip into a middle eastern Atlantic City, we really are down the rabbit hole Alice.

On top of everything else, this ludicrous renaming trend has my eyes rolling more than is healthy. I read Google maps caved immediately, but I had higher hopes for Apple.

Needless to say I was disappointed.

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And if that’s not stupid enough?

I read this the other day…

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Are kindergartners running the country now?

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The legislation, called the “Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025,” directs Interior Secretary Doug Burgum to oversee the implementation of the name change and to ensure official documentation and maps refer to Greenland by its updated name.

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What the utter f*ck?

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** Update because I always schedule posts a few days ahead**

After democratic outcry about the “coincidence” I spoke of above?

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The procurement document previously contained a line item that read: “Armored Tesla (Production Units)” — a reference to products from Elon Musk‘s electric vehicle company, Tesla. It was listed as a five-year contract and valued at $400 million, making it the biggest item on the list.

As of Wednesday night at 9:12 p.m. EST, the line item has been revised. It now reads “Armored Electric Vehicles.” It’s still listed as a five-year contract worth $400 million.”

Time will tell who gets the contract.

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