Cape Cod Day 3…. the Pilgrim Trail, Plymouth


Behind the (not so historic) grist mill? A path….




That turned out to be more historical than the building we paid to see.




It was a lovely walk….




That followed the brook.




The murals were fun.






And certainly brightened up the underpass.




The path led to a park.





And I have to admit I’ve always been a sucker for a good park.




Maybe it’s because I grew up in New Jersey where large properties are for the uber rich.






Maybe it’s because parks are always a refuge of green open space in the middle of a city.




Maybe it’s because you can tell a lot about a place by what they display in their parks….




Like this statue dedicated to the many immigrants who have flocked to our shores.




Maybe it’s because it’s just a nice place to walk your dog…




Whatever the reason, it was a nice way to approach downtown Plymouth and the harbor.




Where I’d finally get to lay eyes the most famous rock of all time…

Plymouth Rock!



Come on…

You had to know that was coming, right?











We’re back from 2 fabulous weeks in Williamsburg, Virginia.

Safe, sound and buried in dirty laundry.


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It was a wonderful trip…. and yes, you’ll hear about it ad nauseam in the near future.

But while I tried to keep up with comments on my mobile, I’m afraid I didn’t have the time ( Or the inclination, let’s be honest! ) to read all your blogs while we were gone.


I was busy biscuit and gravy-ing my way across the south….

And that requires dedication.

( Not to mention larger pants. )




So here’s hoping you all ring in the New Year with the ones you love!

(Or the ones you can tolerate with a few drinks under your belt… whatever works. )


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Cape Cod Day 3… Plimoth Plantation grist mill and some (literally) corny jokes.


The tickets we purchased at the Plantation were actually in 3 parts. The site itself, a grist mill off site and a replica of the Mayflower down at the harbor. Three different locations for one price, how could we lose?

Apparently very easily as it turns out….because after we bought them, we found out the replica Mayflower wasn’t even in the state, but in Mystic, Connecticut undergoing an overhaul for the 400th year anniversary they’ll be celebrating next year. Thanks for that. It would have been nice knowing before I paid to tour it.




And the grist mill?




While attractive…



Turned out not to be so historic after all.




Yes, the Pilgrims eventually built a mill in 1636 after 10 years of grinding corn by hand. And yes, it was somewhere on Town Brook in Plymouth, though no one knows exactly where.




The mill pictured here was actually built in 1970 with many of it’s parts coming from a salvaged mill near Philly. How’s that for historical accuracy?




But we paid our money so here it is… upstairs, big stones.




And downstairs, big wheel.  I won’t bore you with the more technical details on the inner workings.




But I will share the picture and video of this poor girl sifting cornmeal. The mere thought of having to do that all day makes me appreciate the little blue Jiffy box I use to make muffins soooo much more.



And it was even louder in person, trust me.

Naturally I had to visit the gift store and buy some freshly ground meal which is when we passed this:




Feel free to groan.

I did.




Sadly I only caught sight of this book when we were leaving and didn’t have a chance to flip through it. Who knew Yetis brewed beer?




Leaving the grist mill, I spotted a scallop shell.




In Tennessee we saw painted bears, in Vermont painted cows, somewhere I can’t remember painted lighthouses.

In Plymouth?




Painted scallop shells.

To each their own…





Cape Cod Day 3… Plimoth Plantation. Goats, beer, a cranky llama and the Mooflower


Continuing through the English settlement we saw garden plots…




And goats.




Who liked a good chin scratch.




I mean really liked a good chin scratch. This guy followed me the entire length of the fence.




We met a young man chopping firewood…




Who when asked what was in his flask, replied “Beer, of course. The water will make you sick.”




We discovered beer was quite popular in those days.




And if I had to cook all my meals in that contraption behind the women?




I’d drink beer everyday as well.




Colonists popped out at you everywhere…




Some friendly…




Some not.




This woman was the Governor’s wife and therefor had a slightly better home. With wood floors and a proper chimney.




Although the quality of workmanship seemed about the same.

Finished with the colony, we moved on to the museum with it’s eel pot…




It’s sea suit.




And because I knew you’d ask…




And it’s Mayflower provision list.




250 lbs of bacon and 280 lbs of butter… That will hold me for 8 weeks, but what will the rest of you eat?




Though I do have to say, that list seems a little suspect. Considering margarine was invented in 1868 and Rice Krispies in 1927…I highly doubt they were aboard the original ship in 1620.


But the museum did have the Mooflower….




And an anatomically correct, trouser wearing, sea going cow vessel?




Makes up for a lot of historical inaccuracies.




Last up was the petting barn where we found…





One rabbit…

Apparently the pilgrims ate everyone else before we got there.



But then we saw…




So we met Hyacinth.




And may I just say?




She was a bitch.

I tried to pet her and almost lost a finger. She tried to head butt a few children and looked ready to go 12 rounds with a service dog that walked by.




If you’re approaching that age when you yell at the kids to get off your lawn? Don’t get a shotgun…

Get a Hyacinth.

Cape Cod Day 3, Plimoth Plantation English colony.


Done with the Indian village, we walked through an exhibition hall full of 17th century replica pottery.




It was a bit odd. But there was a still…




And an 8 handed mug…




So that probably explains it. That, and the fact water was often polluted so they drank mostly beer and/or alcohol.

Onward to the colonist’s settlement….




First, the fort which commanded the high ground.




With it’s wonderful old cannons.




Then down into the settlement.




It was explained to us that all the employees would be playing the parts of characters based on the original inhabitants, wearing authentic clothing and speaking in the language of the period. We were encouraged to interact with them as such.




Before visiting here I was under the impression that the Pilgrims came to the new world to escape religious persecution. And while that’s true to an extent, it’s not the whole story. They actually fled to the Netherlands first, which explains all the windmills you see in this part of the country.

Read about it here.




The settlers in Plymouth were actually sponsored by England to colonize America. They were given ship’s passage and supplies and were expected to send back goods (mostly furs and pelts) to repay the investment. After 7 years of this, they were granted land… something working class people had no hope of obtaining back home.




Of course nothing went as planned. They were supposed to land in New York, but they landed in Massachusetts. They were supposed to land in September, but they landed in December.




They were supposed to fish for food, but there were no fisherman. They were supposed to build a town, but there were no trained carpenters.

Piss poor planning if you ask me.

Hell, a large percentage of them didn’t even live through the first winter.




But they’d brought some livestock…




And as we know, managed to survive if not yet thrive.




This fellow was trying to frame a window.




On the exterior of this house.




And if you think the Indians had it bad, imagine 15 people living and sleeping in here at a time.




Check out the slight list of the house on the far right. If I didn’t know better, I’d say the husband had a hand in it’s construction.

Personally, I loved the roofs…




Fashioned from rolled reeds, they begged to be petted.




In the next house we found this fellow, and the husband initiated a conversation.




I’m guessing the man had stage experience, because he was seriously deep in character.



Working there must be an interesting job.




Cape Cod Day 3, Wicked, Plimoth Plantation and some Indians.


(And before you laugh at my incorrect title spelling, it happens to be the old fashioned way Gov. William Bradford referred to the original colony and in order to differentiate it from the town of Plymouth, the museum chose the alternate version for it’s name. So there spelling Nazi’s!)

(And before you food picture screamers start screaming for food, here are the pics from the previous night’s dinner that I forgot to include in the last post.)


A restaurant and wine bar in Mashpee famous for their wood fired pizza.




The first thing I thought of when we walked in was why do they have candy corn lights hanging over the bar?




But then I tasted their fabulous Basil Lemon Fizz…




And couldn’t have cared less.

Since they’re famous for pizza, we had pizza.




Though the menu made me apprehensive about choosing the wrong combination. Who needs that kind of ridicule at the dinner table?




We went with the grilled portabella with spinach, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, mozzarella, roasted garlic and truffle combo… and in a word? Yum!

The morning of vacation day 3 dawned bright and sunny although cold, so we actually left the Cape Cod proper and headed north to Plymouth.




Yes, that Plymouth. Home of the Rock, the Pilgrims and the first Thanksgiving. We were going to get our history geek on.




And just like Hyannis builds an economy around the Kennedys? Plymouth builds it’s entire town on the Pilgrims landing there first. ( The question is… did they? More on that later.)




Entering through the visitors center, we began our journey back in time to the 17th century. This is a living museum and replicates what life would have been like through interaction with Native American and Colonists. It was a blast!

First up… the Indian Village, where we saw a dug out canoe.




And a live demonstration of how they’re made.




By Native American twins.




No, they weren’t actors. Though their tribe was actually from New York state and not local to Plymouth. They patiently explained the process involved in crafting this sea going canoe and believe me when I tell you it was cold that day. All the tourists were bundled up and these guys were half naked. Which, to be honest…. wasn’t a hardship for me.




This area is right on the water and there was a pretty stiff breeze. Yes, there was a little heat from the fire but not enough to make me strip… nope. Uh uh!

The fascinating part was, when I asked him why he wasn’t cold like the rest of us…. his answer astounded me. Diet, and conditioning. He told us that Indians traditionally pay close attention to nutrition, eating a mostly plant based diet supplemented by light fish and chicken in the summer and red meat only in the winter, when the body requires more fuel to maintain it’s internal temperature. He said the white man’s habit of covering himself in heavy clothing when it’s cold tricks the body to believing it’s summer all year long, therefor not allowing it acclimate naturally.

Seriously, I was shivering in 19 degree wind chill …. and he was bare chested.




Another interesting fact? They were getting ready to submerge all the canoes in the water for the winter so they would freeze and be preserved for next year.

Any guess what this is?




People were guessing hunting blind or something to do with food storage but believe it or not… it’s a jungle gym for children.




There were multiple structures to explore…




And I seriously hoped the husband wasn’t getting any construction ideas.




No, we don’t need one of these at home.




Though the dolls with their own dug out canoe were sweet.




It’s strange, you can read all the books you want…. but walking through the village and experiencing how the original Americans lived first hand? Gives you an entirely new understanding.




This was the winter long house….




Where multiple families spent the colder months.




Traditionally 3 fires would be burning at all times, and yes. It was a wee bit smokey.




The woman in the middle was our guide for this section…




And though in Native dress…




You can tell she didn’t subscribe to the bare chested boys diet regimen. Wool socks and furs for her, even inside.




I can’t imagine 20-30 people living and sleeping in there together for months on end… no less your entire family.

I’d be suicidal in a week.




We sat on these beds/benches and let me tell you….




I don’t care how many animals skins you throw on them…. they were hard as a rock.

Privacy? What’s that. You’d literally be head to toe with Uncle Joe and cousin Sue all winter.

To which I have 3 words….








Cape Cod Day 2… Beer. More beer. And a sunset at the beach.


Heading back to our resort after lunch we stopped in at Devil’s Purse brewery in South Dennis.




It’s an unassuming little place in a warehouse, with a beam for a bar…




And slab topped barrel tables with no seats. Personally I’m not fond of this concept, but space was limited and they probably don’t want to encourage you to linger.

That being said their beer was good. Very good… and we enjoyed our time there.




Sadly, they didn’t do flights which is my preferred way to sample a new brewery’s offerings.




But they did offer 4 ounce pours… (at roughly a dollar an ounce!)  and we tried quite a few.

They specialize in European style beer and we specialize in never liking the same one. The Pollock RIP IPA was too bitter for me, while the Shore Laddie blackberry porter was too rich for him. But we both loved their plum saison Season In Hell…. enough to buy a growler to take home.

The tasting room is also dog friendly which is fun.




No, Fido wasn’t drinking. His owner just wanted a good picture.

Sound like anyone you know…?



Back in Hyannis, we decided to stop at the Cape Cod brewery which is by far the largest and most popular.




But as with most things, size doesn’t matter.

(Sorry fellas, but it’s true)




Saturday afternoon at 3:45 and the place was packed. Though why that was, I really can’t say.




When we got to the bar…. we were told they were closing in 15 minutes and wouldn’t be able to do a flight, but we could order a small pour or two.



Please explain this reasoning, because I’m confused. You do flights, but won’t give us one because you’re closing soon…. but you will pour us multiple smalls.  What’s the difference?

And to that…. closing at 4:00 on a Saturday afternoon. WTH? When we asked why they closed so early on the weekend, we were told it’s because their workers want to have fun too.



It’s a good thing the entire restaurant and bar industry doesn’t follow this trend….we’d all be forced to have fun at home.

And no one wants that.




But, it was beer and we must drink. Which we did, though I wish we hadn’t…

Personal table top ring toss games aside, their beer was as flat and uninteresting as their let’s close early!  business plan. We drank 4 between us and I couldn’t even finish one of mine.

I. Left. Beer. On. The. Table.

Yeah, that’s bad.




And yet we had bartenders tell us this is the tourist’s preferred brand.

Okay, they have a gift store.




And heavily merchandise their product.




But it will take more than that to get me to drink it again.

We drove back to the resort at dusk, remembering that the desk clerk recommended we watch the sunset at the nearby South Cape Beach State Park.




So thank you Sea Mist Resort desk clerk.




We took your advice.




And ended our first full day at the Cape….




Surrounded by natural beauty….




Fresh ocean air…




Beautiful colors…




And a growing appreciation for your part of the world.

No funny business….


Just a heartfelt Merry Christmas to my loyal readers.




Wishing you joy…




And a Christmas Day filled with everything that makes your heart sing.




May your tree stay vertical, may your outdoor lights stay lit…




And may the birds not strip your wreath down to the wire.

(Speaking from experience)




And now seems a perfect time to say thanks….

Thanks for being there when I log in.

Thanks for putting up with the 112 part series of my vacations and my endless photos of rocks.

Thanks for the laughter, and the snarky banter.

But most of all?

Thanks for not posting those sickeningly sweet pictures of Elf on a Shelf.




I really hate that little bastard.




(Okay, there was a small amount of funny business.

So sue me…)



Merry Christmas Eve interruption…


As you’ve probably guessed…  (Or if you hadn’t? You should have.)  we’re currently off on another adventure.

And have been for the last 11 days.



Yes, our annual Christmas vacation.

No holiday stress. No decorating. No cooking. No family drama. We leave it all behind, and have since December 2015.


Because I used to be Christmas crazy.




I spent a fortune, I decorated everything that stood still…. (yes, I’m ashamed to say there was even a tree on my toilet.)




I drove myself nuts finding the absolutely perfect gifts for people who didn’t appreciate it and cooked the absolutely perfect meal for family who couldn’t care less and always complained.

Maybe my mother dying was the catalyst. But in 2015 we took a trip to the Poconos…. had a blast, and never looked back.

Do I miss the beautiful live fir tree in the living room?





I also miss all the crazy outside lights.




The well house…




The stone wall…




The funky alligator….




And reindeer who were annually buried up to their butts in white stuff.




The lights in the windows…




And on the bushes.




The sparkling balls on the table…




That caught the sun and turned our living room into a Christmas disco.




The running reindeer on the garage.




The ribboned garlands….

Yes, I miss it all.

But do I miss the 2 solid weeks of work it took to get everything set up (in the snow , ice and wind) and the solid week of work it took to take it all down (in sub zero temperatures with ice and wind) ?

No. I most definitely do not.

But rest assured I’m not totally Grinchy this year, I did put up a tree.




This trip?  Williamsburg, Virginia until Dec. 30th. Meeting old friends and getting our geek on in a marvelous area filled with American history.

Colonial settlements? Check.

Revolutionary War? Check.

Civil War? Check.

I just hope 2 weeks is enough time.

And I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess there might be a few pictures to post when we get back.



Oh, don’t be so dramatic.

I should be done by …. June.




Cape Cod Day 2, a feel for the Cape…. and food.




Leaving Hyannis, we headed out on Route 28 towards Dennisport.




Past marshes…




Windswept grasses…




And homes that perch along the shores.




With weathered shingles and wide porches to catch the breeze and the views.




These are the homes I think of when I envision the Cape.




Fabulous places built to withstand the elements.




And windmills?




No, not usually. But we saw quite a few of them.




As well as homes with their very own lighthouses.




Tell your mother in law her bedroom is up there and see how often she comes to visit.




But enjoying the scenery is hard work, so…








At Clancy’s in Dennisport.




Perched on the Swan River….




We dined, and drank… with a view.




And since cranberries rule in the Cape…




I had the Cape Cod cranberry mule.




Along with some rich creamy chowder…




And a wonderful scallop roll I forgot to photograph until I had demolished it.




I know.



But hey, I was hungry… be happy you got soup.




And a picture of the pretty ladies room sinks…




With free salt rub, that the bartender told us everyone steals. Bowl, saucer, spoon et al.

WTH ladies?

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