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Because the world is filled with crazy headlines.
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It could be…. but it won’t.
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Is $11,500 too high a price for an air dried tush? I’m going with yes.
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I wondered why I couldn’t find any spinach at the grocery store this week. Mystery solved.
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The very definition of unusable news.
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Take two turds and call me in the morning?
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Imagine the black market possibilities here. Street corner conversations between dealer and buyer will be epic.
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