News you can’t use.

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Because stupid news is as good a way as any to start the week.

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No, the magic material isn’t poo, it’s volcanic ash.

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Um, I beg to differ. Any amount of heavy metal in tampons is too damn much .

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Arsenic tampons.

I’ve never been so glad to be menopausal as I am right now.

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You’ll excuse me if I don’t shed any tears for people who are suffering from that horrible affliction of too much profit.

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I know they’ve survived.

Every time my husband tells me…. you sound just like your mother.

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I like fashion as much as the next gal, but homicidal pants is a hard pass.

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Now that’s what I call a bell clanger!

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That’s one heck of a lemon.

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I like citrus.

I like lemons.

So when I saw this advertisement I was intrigued.

And apparently quite naive.

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I didn’t think saying your product sucked was the greatest marketing slogan, but then I kept reading.

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And realized the lemons in my fridge had nothing on this one.

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It was at this point I realized maybe their lemon didn’t grow on trees.

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Admittedly I’ve hade some good lemonade and lemon pie, but they never made me scream.

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Yeah, clearly this is an entirely different kind of lemon.

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What’s blooming?

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A walk around the gardens finds astilbe.

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In light pink and dark.

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Blanket flower.

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And bee balm.

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In similar shades and different places.

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Day lilies are popping.

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As is the Russian sage and some dianthus.

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Then there’s this…

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Which is pretty but unknown… as I can’t remember its name.

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Marguerite daisies in front of the baby barn.

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And some candy cane dianthus to finish.

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Note – these pics were taken a few weeks ago when our lawn was still green. Sadly, we’re browning and crunchy now from lack of rain.

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Let’s play.

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Because it’s Friday and that’s what we do here.

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I can’t say any of the Maine adjectives surprised me.

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But I do think my home state of New Jersey is getting an awfully bad rap.

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I have wonderful memories of growing up there and yes, Jersey might be expensive, Italian (though that’s not a bad thing, the food is fantastic) and densely populated…. but I assure you, it’s never boring.

Now you.

Why is your state so….

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Togetherness.

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Momma chuck and her (no so little anymore) babies all showed up for dinner yesterday.

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And there was a little jostling of position for carrot consumption.

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Of course, siblings do make a convenient table.

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The little guys are getting big, and it probably won’t be long before momma kicks them to the curb.

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Though with a reliable food source …

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I doubt they’ll be in any hurry to leave.

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The one where we go keg shopping.

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After replacing the empty CO2 canister in our man cave/Barn Mahal kegerator is was time to go keg shopping. For my husband who likes Allagash White, that means a quick trip to Bootleggers distributors and a $99 bill.

For me it means over an hours drive south to Barreled Souls brewery.

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With a funky tasting room…

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Filled with amusing art…

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And an eclectic beer list…

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I was disappointed they weren’t tapping my last keg pick…

Little Havana – Sour Fruited Gose. A tropical Gose brewed with Mango, Pineapple, and Guava.

It was perfect for summer, but them not running it forced me to do a couple of flights to choose something different.

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Go ahead, twist my arm.

My pick this time?

Cherry Cobbler – a 6.0% ABV fruited sour ale brewed with cherries, vanilla, and graham cracker. Tastes like freshly baked cherry cobbler with a tart and pastry-like finish. Weird, but wonderful.

Price tag of the limited run small batch craft keg?$240.

My husband groaned accordingly.

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After we strapped her in for the journey home.

Cheers!

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News you can’t use.

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Useless and ridiculous. Like so much else these days…

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See?

Ridiculous.

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To be honest, I was unaware anyone did.

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Turns out it does and that’s what produces the wonderful scent.

Sorry, not sorry.

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There’s a festival devoted to menopause and no one told me!

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Menopunkapalooza.

You can’t make this stuff up. And the fact that it’s held in Portland, Oregon doesn’t surprise me one bit.

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As one does.

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Not your average souvenir, that.

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But he did buy it in Texas, so… enough said.

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What I’m watching.

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In case you need some recommendations.

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There was a lot of buzz about Widow’s Bay though I admit I didn’t jump right in. But liking Matthew Rhye, I eventually decided to give this a whirl. While I’m not sure if I should categorize it as a comedy or a thriller … it’s definitely both, with a cast of quirky characters that grow on you. Slow at the start, it took a few episodes for me to engage, but once I did I was all in. Maybe living on an island helped, idk.

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I was an avid Game of Thrones watcher so when this new series started a few years ago I was there for it. Honestly, seasons one and two left a lot to be desired but I think they’ve finally found their way this time around and season three is filled with intrigue, betrayal and yes… dragons.

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I had high hopes for this political drama but found it a bit disjointed and preachy. DeNiro’s character was wooden, unlovable and a bit of an ass.

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Damon and Affleck are usually a good romp, and if you can get past the gratuitous and unnecessary over use of the word f*ck in the first 20 minutes ( geesh, I’m not a prude but there are other adjectives ) it’s a decent enough movie about crooked cops.

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If you’re not a history buff like me, the battle sequences and strategies might be a little dry. But this 20 part series is as comprehensive a documentary of the war as you’re ever apt to find. Narrated by Hanks, it’s a carefully researched program that brings the true horrors of human conflict to light.

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I loved Yellowstone and was anxiously awaiting the return of Rip and Beth. They didn’t disappoint and the addition of veteran actors Ed Harris and Annette Benning make this new rootin’ tootin’ cowboy show worth watching.

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Bad is good and good is bad in this riveting 4 part limited series. Tucci is quietly amazing as the stone cold, conniving puppet master while Tennant answers the age old question how far would you go for a loved one with heart wrenching angst.

Makes me wish there was a season two.

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A glorious Ocean Point and Boothbay sunset.

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When friends visit from out of state? They want to have dinner on the ocean and take a sunset drive.

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We joined them for a nice meal and then chauffeured them to our favorite spot.

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Ocean Point Drive in East Boothbay.

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It’s always lovely, but at sunset?

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Wow.

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We continued on…

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Into Boothbay Harbor proper.

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And then?

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No words were necessary.

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