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This first story isn’t useful, but it definitely made me chortle.

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Yes, you read that correctly.

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I don’t know how I managed to miss Sirocco’s escapades the first time around, but rest assured I won’t allow that to happen again.

I dare you not to laugh.

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https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY?si=l5G8m1i7x9FHZBaR

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Science.

It’s a beautiful thing.

🤣

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Not soap. Not shampoo.

Not remote controls or coffee makers.

It’s towels. And apparently people are swiping them at alarming rates.

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It is a stupid song .

With stupid, annoying, nonsensical ear worm lyrics.

It’s Horse With No Name by America.

Long live the ban.

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To what…

Please don’t pee on us?

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Don’t bother, there are plenty of brainless donors in Washington DC right now.

Let the harvest begin.

😉

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It’s totally useless, as promised.

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Proof positive there’s a how to manual for everything.

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With the state of the world right now, this isn’t surprising.

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Oregon had to enlist a hawk.

Because no one wants to drown in crow poop.

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I wish he’d hurry up.

Washington is in desperate need.

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Look at that expression.

If it’s not on purpose… we should probably run.

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One, two, three…

Go!

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