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If it’s Monday, it’s time for useless news.
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There’s a question I rarely ask myself.
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Now I’m twice as glad I don’t eat tofu.
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Poor beetle. When I wear my reading glasses I’ve been mistaken for a schoolteacher, … but poo? That’s got to hurt.
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Finally, a church worth attending.
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To heck with the Eucharist, ‘shrooms will help you meet Jesus quicker than stale crackers and boxed wine.
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I’ve got an idea… stop pooping in it.
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Sure. That’s an application totally worthy of crashing our electric grid.
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