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And if you doubt the veracity of that statement, try living without it for a few days like we are.
Bright and early Wednesday morning, 3 men were in deep thought.
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The man on the ground is our wonderful neighbor who brought over his toy to dig a hole.
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A hole was dug.
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A wet and muddy hole filled with water from a broken pipe.
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More deep thinking was called for.
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The ‘let’s put wood in the hole filled with water so we can stand on it‘ idea did not work out as planned. Color me surprised.
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Youngest member of the team was sent down in hole anyway. (Please note he is a master plumber who planned ahead for the avoidance of butt crack photos, for which I was quite thankful.)
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The broken pipe was found and luckily it was right next to the well access so we didn’t have to tear up more lawn or the house foundation.
Solution to the problem? Bypass the existing two pipe configuration, get rid of our not that old damn it! interior water pump system…
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And install an exterior submersible pump made of stainless steel. This meant pulling up the existing water line that runs down into the well… and since that cover hadn’t been opened since 1974?
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It was not an easy job. And when things don’t come apart easily?
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It’s time for the sledgehammer.
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A whole lotta pulling followed.
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I never knew how far down our well was before this.
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But apparently it’s slightly over 90 feet.
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Young guy was sent down into the hole again.
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And of course because this is a job at our house, nothing went right or smoothly.
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Since the old pipe was cracked, it had sucked in copious amounts of dirt and sand that had to be flushed before the wire to the new pump could be pushed through to the house. Nothing worked. Trips were taken back and forth to the plumber’s shop for different tools. Trips were taken to hardware stores for extra supplies and finally… after an entire afternoon of battling… they broke through. Only to move on to the next step and realize a different size pump needed to be ordered.
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To be honest, I wasn’t either. Welcome to my world … please bring alcohol.
So a less than wonderful Wednesday ended like this: open water lines actively pissing muddy water from the flooded hole into our cellar.
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And notes like this pasted all around our house.
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No drinking water, no toilet flushing water, no using dishes and glasses you have to wash… and worst of all, no shower.
Still don’t think water is life? Try not showering for 3 days and get back to me.
To be continued…
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Reason #3,456,853 that I am glad I don’t OWN a home and/or have a wife!!!
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Hey now…. both are well worth having!
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… yeah. 90′ for a jet pump is right at the fringe. But after the damage to the credit card and you have moved on to the next new joy of rural living, I am sure you will enjoy the benefits of a submersible.
When was the last time you pumped out the septic tank?
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No credit cards, we cut them up years ago. Everyone swears by the submersibles up here, and since we had to dig everything up anyway it was a no brained. As for the septic, yes. We pump every 2-3 years.
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Ugh…I’m so sorry. It’s bad enough when things break, but it woul dbe nice if something went according to plan.
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It’s kind of a given nothing does around here. I’m used to it..
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Sounds messy. We had fresh spring water and a well in the Catskills where I grew up. It was nice. I do like that we don’t have this problem living near other civilization in Florida. We have other problems, but I will take them.
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This is Florida. Need water? Just put a 55 gallon drum in the back yard and wait about 20 minutes. A storm will roll in and fill it up pretty fast.
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Our water is usually fresh and plentiful. And living where we do, a well is the only option.
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When the job requires a back hoe, then it is time to let loose the Testosterone Gods!
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Men do love their digging toys, and as you age? They just get bigger.
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Because we usually have more disposable income.
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I’d prefer a Ferrari…
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All of this had me grinning (you are sublime when it comes to matching your narrative to the photos), but that shot of the “No!” sticky killed me. KILLED me… 😉
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I’d like to say they’re not necessary here, but sadly they are.
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Addendum: The “Butt Crack” tag at the end sent me over the edge again…
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It had to be said.
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An inflatable pool and neighbour’s water for a bath? Or go to a nice hotel and come back when everything is fixed.
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I like that hotel idea…
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No shower for 3 days? Every Spring and Fall Jefferson car show and swap meet. Nothing feels better than that Sunday night shower. Trust me on this.
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I never doubted it.
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