Tag Archives: humor

News you can’t use.

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Useless and ridiculous. Like so much else these days…

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See?

Ridiculous.

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To be honest, I was unaware anyone did.

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Turns out it does and that’s what produces the wonderful scent.

Sorry, not sorry.

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There’s a festival devoted to menopause and no one told me!

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Menopunkapalooza.

You can’t make this stuff up. And the fact that it’s held in Portland, Oregon doesn’t surprise me one bit.

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As one does.

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Not your average souvenir, that.

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But he did buy it in Texas, so… enough said.

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What I’m watching.

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In case you need some recommendations.

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There was a lot of buzz about Widow’s Bay though I admit I didn’t jump right in. But liking Matthew Rhye, I eventually decided to give this a whirl. While I’m not sure if I should categorize it as a comedy or a thriller … it’s definitely both, with a cast of quirky characters that grow on you. Slow at the start, it took a few episodes for me to engage, but once I did I was all in. Maybe living on an island helped, idk.

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I was an avid Game of Thrones watcher so when this new series started a few years ago I was there for it. Honestly, seasons one and two left a lot to be desired but I think they’ve finally found their way this time around and season three is filled with intrigue, betrayal and yes… dragons.

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I had high hopes for this political drama but found it a bit disjointed and preachy. DeNiro’s character was wooden, unlovable and a bit of an ass.

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Damon and Affleck are usually a good romp, and if you can get past the gratuitous and unnecessary over use of the word f*ck in the first 20 minutes ( geesh, I’m not a prude but there are other adjectives ) it’s a decent enough movie about crooked cops.

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If you’re not a history buff like me, the battle sequences and strategies might be a little dry. But this 20 part series is as comprehensive a documentary of the war as you’re ever apt to find. Narrated by Hanks, it’s a carefully researched program that brings the true horrors of human conflict to light.

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I loved Yellowstone and was anxiously awaiting the return of Rip and Beth. They didn’t disappoint and the addition of veteran actors Ed Harris and Annette Benning make this new rootin’ tootin’ cowboy show worth watching.

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Bad is good and good is bad in this riveting 4 part limited series. Tucci is quietly amazing as the stone cold, conniving puppet master while Tennant answers the age old question how far would you go for a loved one with heart wrenching angst.

Makes me wish there was a season two.

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Let’s play.

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Because it beats work and will only take a minute of your time.

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Our neighbors have the most adorable Corgis and though I’m a cat person at heart, I do enjoy watching their sweet little guys run around and frolic on the lawn.

They always seem to have a smile on their face, and who doesn’t love that?

#4 for me.

Now you.

Pick a seat mate.

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Muddled maps.

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More insane statistics for you to ponder.

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I happen to think moose are some of the best things in Maine, so boo to this one.

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I didn’t know what it was, but now that I do?

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I’m upset I can’t have one.

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Years ago I would have agreed with this. But Maine winters are nowhere near as snowy as they used to be.

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Clearly a lot of states need to learn how to spell.

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If you’ve spent time on a train in France during the summer? You’ll know why they use so much perfume…

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Laughing at Maine and New Hampshire.

Clearly we enjoyed quarantine more than most.

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Horror of horrors!

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We had a thunderstorm roll in recently…. and when that happens?

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We head out to the Barn Mahal porch to enjoy the show.

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More often than not this involves freshly tapped beer.

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Unless the CO2 cartridge runs out without us knowing, making the (admittedly almost empty) kegs untappable.

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Hard blackberry lemonade in a frosted glass to the rescue.

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With Momma Red in the distance, keeping a close eye on us.

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Do you sploot?

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When it’s hot and humid we flip on the air conditioning, but the outdoor critters aren’t so lucky. They have to find relief in other ways.

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The red squirrel?

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She sploots.

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Yes, autocorrect… that is the correct spelling.

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Splooting:

Most commonly used by dogs and squirrels. Flattening their belly against a cold surface (like tile or hardwood) helps them regulate body temperature.

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This little lady was in full sploot for half an hour.

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Right on top of the layer of sparrow poo and stray seeds the birds insist on eating on the deck railing.

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News you can’t use.

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Always useless.

Always abundant.

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And that fish in particular.

He must have some really bad neighbors.

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Thanks.

But I’d rather not…

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If it’s all the same to you? I’d rather not meet him either.

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I know I drove my drivers ed instructor nuts, but at least he didn’t bail out on I-95.

Yikes.

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This was a huge local story.

And so damn cute!

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In the pink, a frustrated feline and a questionable missed event.

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I love peony season.

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Brilliant pops of pink brighten my day.

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The scent is heavenly.

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And they make wonderful bouquets.

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Shame the blooms don’t last longer though.

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In other news, the Red B*tch has discovered the new kitchen landing storm door is a perfect place to tease His Lordship.

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Poor Dudley.

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And poor me for missing what was surely a rollicking good time.

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A Boothbay Day.

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A beautiful summer day in Maine requires a trip to the coast.

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And one of our favorites places is Boothbay Harbor.

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It retains its quaint old fishing village vibe despite being over run with tourists during the season.

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Parking is a nightmare.

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But the scenery divine.

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A walk across the footbridge is a must.

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As it has its very own house.

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Talk about waterfront property.

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It’s been many different things over the years.

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Right now I think someone’s summer home.

Not much in the way of privacy, but to each their own.

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Since we had friends coming up from Connecticut that week we decided to give a restaurant near the bridge a test run.

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Everyone wants to eat on the water when they visit so we sampled the Harborside 1901 Bar and Grille.

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I’d heard great things…

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And the craft cocktails didn’t disappoint.

The Man-Go Mojito – rum, lime, mango puree, mint, sugar, soda was fabulous. Light, minty, and bursting with fresh, ripe mango.

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The teriyaki dumplings app? Overcooked, dry and pretty tasteless. Husband’s lobster bisque? Puréed, with no discernible meaty bits.

Boo to that.

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As for Harborside… technically it was. But your immediate view is a parking lot which stretches the “waterfront” marketing.

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Cocktail #2?

The Strawberry Elderflower – vodka, St. Germain, lemon, strawberry, prosecco

Floral and fruity, perfect for summer.

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Since we weren’t overly impressed with the appetizers, we opted for salads. Which to be honest were nothing special.

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They looked better than they tasted with the husbands apple and pistachio having little to no dressing and my Caesar positively drowning in it. The grilled chicken on both was over cooked and tough.

Nice drinks aside, we’re crossing this place off our list.

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But not before I helped myself to a Grateful Dead coaster for the man cave/Barn Mahal collection.

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Skunks, wrong way squirrels and a stinky mayor.

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After a few months of no stinky visitors, they’re back.

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Skunks.

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Including this almost completely white fellow.

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Above him on the feeders?

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The right and wrong way squirrels.

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One guess who’s wrong.

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Skunks show up early in the morning before the sun is high.

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And early evening right after it’s gone down.

Looks like they even christened the unofficial Mayor of Bath.

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Poor Larry.

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