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Or maybe you can. I don’t judge, just laugh.
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Not having any idea of what a FODMAP diet consists, I looked it up.
Fermentable oligosaccharides, disaccharides, monosaccharides, and polyols.
Doesn’t that sound tasty?
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Good God, I hope not. Better start a ‘bail River out of jail’ account pronto.
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This isn’t really news per se, but I saw it… and now I can’t I unsee it.
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First it was Florida and their stinky miles of seaweed, now it’s Texas.
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These stories make me glad I don’t live near a beach.
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River's world..... 
River! The man holding the fried chicken?!! I can’t I see it and sure wish I could’ve used this with the thousands of kids over the years….news you don’t need~I live in SW MO~this, the lower back area of the chef? 🤪
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Not the prime area, so to speak.
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Weirdly enough I was wondering just yesterday if drinking an alcoholic beverage out on our front patio sitting in our chairs [we have no porch] was illegal. I hope not, but maybe I need to start a “bail Ally out” fund too.
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One can never be too careful.
Cheers!
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Here in SoCal, you can drink anywhere on your property. But the second you step onto the sidewalk, you can get a ticket.
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Is that right? Interesting 🤔
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I want to see some of those gnarly ass worms crawling out of a Texas beach baby’s eye socket. Yeah.
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You’re an odd little fellow aren’t you…?
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I’ve never made a secret of that 😵💫
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Another batch of news I couldn’t use. But that show and tell on how to find Kentucky is……just disturbing, lol.
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But you’re not likely to forget it now are you?
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Poisonous worms in Texas and stinky seaweed in Florida? That’s what Texans and Floridians get for electing a worm governor in Texas and a stinky governor in Florida.
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That’s prob a real law. There are tons of crazy state & city laws that were never taken off the books. A quick sample:
Oregon: You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backward on a city street. Pennsylvania: It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
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And I could easily eat my way to a sound sleep in a building full of cheese. That’s a shame…
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Well, fortunately, crazy laws are usually long forgotten and not enforced!
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I’m glad to be closer to Maine than Texas.
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That US map is AWESOME. I just sent it to my work email where, tomorrow, I’m going to send it to all the 4th grade teachers (who teach the states and capitals). You have just done a great service to all future fourth graders who have trouble locating Kentucky!
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That’s great! Although technically it’s news you used so you may have busted my streak…
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Oh dang. My apologies. 😉
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The chef is clever, but drawing in that arm is cheating…and without it, those states are just random blobs.
Vile vermin and smelly piles of crap in Texas and Florida? I’m downright shocked.
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