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You can’t.
No matter how hard you try.
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I asked our resident expert and the results are in.
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No.
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Now get this thing off my bed.
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At this point, why am I surprised?
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If you’re eating a steak? Helpful.
Grades K through 12? Not helpful.
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You can’t make this stuff up.
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Fair enough.
By why on earth would you want to?
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“fist” show aside, ratty stockings and ripped shirts is no one’s idea of high fashion. Unless you were high when you got dressed of course…
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Good grief, what now.
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I just..
Can’t.
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River's world..... 
Now you know why I avoid the MN State Fair every year. It’s an annual tradition here to come up with the most off-the-wall food for the fair that is either deep fried, on a stick, or, preferably, both. Do all states do this, or is Minnesota just, uh, unique?
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Since I’ve heard of deep-fried butter and deep-fried Coca-Cola, I’d say it’s not just MN. That got me to read up on them, and both started in TX, along with deep-fried beer.
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Why doesn’t that surprise me?
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To my knowledge Maine has never deep fried a salad dressing… but we do tend to maple things that probably shouldn’t be maple-d.
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Disturbing…and not the way I like to start my day. You will now be put on the afternoon reading list …
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Completely understandable.
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I think the deep fried ranch is pretty ingenious actually. Instead of dipping something fried in ranch, it’s already neatly contained in a handy pocket. That’s efficiency on full display!
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Blech!
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We got stuck in Coachella traffic over the weekend. I’m so glad we didn’t see a half horse musician.
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Ugh. I heard that was an utter nightmare…
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We were visiting friends back home and I didn’t check the calendar.
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That horse girl is clearly A1. I mean, AI.
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If only…
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People will do anything for attention. I like Hidden Valley Ranch but deep fried? Messy!!
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Is it too late to just nuke Coachella? Sterilize the infected region with fire?
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Maybe next year…
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They’re going to do it again???
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You are actually supposed to put the Cucumber behind the cat when it isn’t looking, but none of mine care.
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I’m sure the A1 counts as a vegetable, so healthy learning.
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I think that’s V8…
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When George Bush (the younger) was pres, they counted ketchup.
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