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Ever wonder how livable your climate is?
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Wonder no more.
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I was once written up for stepping off a boat onto a pier with a beer in my hand. Thankfully the officer was an idiot who put two different dates on the ticket and it was thrown out of court.
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Maine does have a lot of older retirees so I won’t argue with this one.
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I’ll blame our broken ankles on ice and slippery snow.
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Uh, Mark… do we need to stage an intervention?
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Guess I can thank Stephen King for ours.
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This is crazy. I don’t know how young people just starting out do it. Our first home cost $45,000, at a time when my husband’s annual salary was $35,000. The numbers are much farther apart now…
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I think I’ve been to a bar in a couple of those drunkest counties.
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Always contributing, you’re a good egg.
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The funny thing is, there’s a chunk of drunk counties in South Dakota, too. I swear this is purely coincidental.
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Oh, sure.
Coincidence…
Yup.
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Ahh yes, good old Fredericksburg Texas, you can drink on the streets but can’t take it to your car, lol. How do I know this? I plead the 5th on that one.
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I hear that.
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I don’t love that “nuclear” is our most-recurring word. 🤣
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No. I wouldn’t either…
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Bu if GW were still around, it would be “nucular”.
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We may not be able to drink in the streets but we make up for it by being allowed to bring our children into bars.
Does “head injury” in Florida explain all of the “Florida Man” memes?
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Head injury in Florida may explain a lot…
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I think they’re spiking in the cheese in Wisconsin.
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We don’t need spiked cheese. With Milwaukee as the historic beer capital of the western hemisphere and the state drinking more than half of the total production of Korbel brandy, we can take our cheese straight…except for Port wine cheese spread.
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Ha ha good to know! I love my cheese, I grew up in Switzerland. 😉
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Ha!
That could be interesting…
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California tracks on all of these except for the “death” heat index: motor vehicle accidents, ballot propositions every elections, and the high cost of housing. The heat is only inland, and most Californians live at the coast. I mean, we’ve not even broken 80 degrees at my house yet this summer; my sister in DC gets really huffy when I whine about 70% humidity and 78 degrees.
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We lived in Palm Springs so I’ll go with death!
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Well, yes. Palm Springs is pretty bad in the summer. All the misters at restaurants are nice though.
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I thought it was okay under 110 degrees. Over 115 to 125 is too darn hot!
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Even for a dry heat, that’s crazy.
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We used to laugh when I’d tell someone it was 120 degrees and they’d say “But it’s a dry heat!” That was really common. It’s so hot you feel like you’re in an oven and can’t breathe.
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As well she should. DC is a swamp in the summer… ugh.
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It’s the worst.
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Now I feel ancient. My husband and I bought our first house — a cute little two-bedroom, one-bathroom house with a one-car garage and full basement in a nice neighborhood — for $28,000. Yes, that was 47 years ago, but even so…
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I know! We bought ours 41 years ago…. 3 bedroom 2 bath but it was the south so no basement.
I really feel for young couples these days. Owning a home is so out of reach.
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I live in Death… but my city just approved some public drinking* and marajuana use at some events.
*I remember hearing of someone getting ticketed for stepping from their yard to the sidewalk with a cocktail in hand. I think it was over in Huntington Beach, which has turned into a super uptight city.
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I’m concerned about the “spine dislocation” states.
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Yeah, I’m guessing that should read “subluxation” (the standard diagnosis from chiropractors) and not “dislocation”, which is very serious and not common.
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Yeah. That doesn’t bode well…
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Well, maybe public drinking and weed will make death more bearable.
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It certainly makes my chronic pain more bearable, even if that’s just due to always being to tired to do anything!
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I get the driving issue in California and Arizona. I’m terrified to be on the road in either state! Our first house was $75,000 and we made that much with both our incomes. I don’t see how young people today can afford homes.
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The sad thing is, they can’t.
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It’s sad. I think this will be the first generation who don’t do better than their parents. I’m talking about my kids. My daughter and son live in the Bay Area. My daughter is in a 400 square foot studio for $1700 a month. My son and his wife pay $4,500 in rent for a three level loft with one bedroom. It’s in the middle of a horrible neighborhood. He said a nice neighborhood it would be $7,500 a month. I don’t know how they afford rent!
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It’s so completely out of whack. Kids shouldn’t have to wait for their parents to die to have a home…
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Right!
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I fear my children won’t wait. I keep my doors locked at night just in case.
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That’s wise.
I wouldn’t drink any coffee they make for you either…
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We went to a wedding in Utah at a private country club and each guest was allowed 4 ounces of champagne and that was it. They thought that was quite progressive. But boy did they smoke up a storm. Death has pretty nice weather actually – I’ve lived in Inhabitable and No – the winters are brutal and the summers are hellish. So I’ll take Death!
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4 ounces? That’s a cruel tease…
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And it was pretty bad champagne!
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It usually is…
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They forgot the K on our housing cost here. I wish I could get a place for $499. Lol
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No doubt!
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Damn! And I’d just put in an offer on a place at $495.99.
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The spine dislocation in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and South Dakota just has to be from snow shoveling.
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But we don’t have that, and we shovel too.
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