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I saw a list of what were supposed to be helpful survival tips online the other day and after reading the first few… I knew I had to share.

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Now call me crazy, but I never thought doing a striptease would be the first line of defense for any dangerous situation no less being chased by a giant bear in the Arctic.

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How bizarre. Do electrical fires really smell like fried haddock?

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Right.

Chased by a polar bear – clothes off.

And after you have hypothermia from out running a polar bear in the nude – – clothes on.

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And me with no coloring books or crayons. Damn.

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This last one was an ad on the page, and if you want to pee faster and stronger? Sorry, you’re on your own. I know better than to click. .

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