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On a recent visit to the health care center for my annual physical, the doctor recommended a colonoscopy. I’ve never had one … and not being in any hurry to experience the disgusting prep or the dreaded butt cam itself, I opted for the Cologuard home kit they send in the mail.

Being a bad patient, I promptly stuck it in the closet and forgot about it.

Until today, when I received this.

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Yes.

The Cologuard company wants to pay me $25 for sending in a sample of… 💩

The world is a very strange place indeed.

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