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I don’t care if you don’t want to… humor me.
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I’ll get the ball rolling.
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I’ve been married for 37 years… and for the most part? I have.
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Ha! My phone knows me too well. That’s where the bar is after all.
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Now there’s a vow everyone should make on their wedding day.
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River's world..... 
I don’t know if I’m coming back to you or not but I really want to keep in touch with you and I hope you have a great day
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Oops
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Ha! A little cold as wedding vows go, but at least it’s polite.
🤣
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With this ring I will be able to make a few changes.
With this 💍I am planning to take your life.
With this ring I have been using it for a few days.
I’m thinking the second one is probably the most accurate.
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A little dark, but you’re not far off.
😉
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With this ring I need it for you tomorrow to see what you think is good thanks
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Haha a bit vague
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With this ring, I agree the sex will be over in three years…
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Why do I doubt that’s what it said….?
😈
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With this ring I have to get up very early in the morning to make breakfast for my husband.
Sounds about right… 🤷♀️
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He must be serious about his breakfast to make you include it in the vows.
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With this ring don’t make me hurt you……yep, sounds like something I’d say. 🤨😝
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Ha! At least you warned him…
👍
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With this ring I have a lot of people who are you doing it.
Daaaaang… my phone is a slut!
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I always knew Siri was a little skank.
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“With this ring, I swear that I’ll be there to bring you back from your grave.”
I didn’t know my text editor was a fan of gothic novels …
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Interesting. A little too Walking Dead for my taste…. but whatever floats your boat.
😉
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And now I have 5 more reasons to add to the 98,652 that I already have to stay single!!
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With this ring I can haggle with the Pawn Shop and get top dollar.
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You can’t hock the wedding ring after the wedding. That’s just bad form…
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