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If you’ve ever doubted the power of misspelled words, I think these listings might change your mind. They’re also a scathing indictment of the educational system… but that’s another blog entirely.
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I’d like to think that was a typo, but they wrote it twice. Sigh.
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They’re selling a Porsche for $100? What a deal!
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This could go either way… because axes will most definitely grant access.
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If the wax breaks into La Boheme during dinner, fine. Otherwise? Please, buy a dictionary.
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I can’t even.
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This made me chuckle, but judging by the price… it might be a fake.
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Damn, the poor man’s Tardis.
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River's world..... 
It’s like the punchline to that old joke: “Throat lozenges: Stops coffin”
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Ha! Never knew Sucrets were that powerful.
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Omg I laughed so hard at these!!
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Then my work here is done…
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Don’t even want to know where those portal potties would take me. I’m pretty sure it would be a shitty place.
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Someone had to say it, might as well be you.
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First of all, as someone who has to read technical writing and guidelines for a living, this really burns my biscuits! Yes, as you mentioned it’s also a scathing indictment of the educational system these people managed to fake their way through. But there is SPELL CHECK!!
As for the “coughing” the “sale due to wrong diagnosis” has me rolling! I’m like, what the fuck and how did this dude/dudette manage to even buy this thing from a “wrong diagnosis” AND not get a second opinion?!?! Yeah, I think I’ll stick to being cremated because buying a “coughing” isn’t quite up my alley. The “porche” is a steal…lmao.
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They’re hilarious… and sad at the same time.
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How is spell check going to help? They may be the wrong words, but they’re all spelt correctly. If anything, this is an indictment of the over reliance on spell check. Spell check can’t check for context.
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Excusseeee me…..🙄
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I spend a lot of time sitting in my Porsche watching the neighborhood …
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And I bet yours doesn’t use nearly as much fuel….
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I had to look at the first one a couple of times–wasn’t sure if it was a cello or something else–finally got coffin! LOL
Correct spelling on the Internet is a mess which is why I think there are so many abbreviations!!
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It’s a pet peeve of mine and drives the husband crazy, but I swear misspelled words are like an itch in my brain I can’t scratch.
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These are funny and oh so sad.
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To be fair, that couch DOES look a bit swayed… probably from someone sitting on it too long and not getting up to find a dictionary…
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Maybe the dictionary was replacing a broken leg….
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And here I thought you would have to pay 600 to be coughed on.
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That seems a bit extreme, even with pandemic pricing.
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Grate posed.
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Tank yoo.
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Somewhere on the other side of town, there’s a porch listed for $80K.
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I wouldn’t doubt it.
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Portal Potties? That is a trip I’m hoping to avoid.
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Where’s your sense of adventure…?
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Okay, but hear me out. What if the portal potty isn’t a typo? 😳
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Even better!
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Ha! One of my favorites was an email sent to an entire squadron from a very senior Marine that started:
“Maries! Don’t forget to wear your dessert cammies tomorrow!”
I was looking for sprinkles on my cammies the entire day 😂
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Dessert for desert is bad enough… but calling you Maries? Priceless.
Semper Fi!
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Oh my God, these are priceless! I often see “peaked” when people really mean “piqued,” but that’s a level 3 vocabulary word. These people are messing up the basics.
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Sadly there are many level 1 spellers on social media….
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And level 1 misspellers . . .
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