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Let’s hear for it the first responders. Those brave selfless people who help us when we’re in trouble.
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And if ever someone was in trouble…
If you’re wondering how that happened, she was trying to retrieve her dropped cell phone.
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If any of my readers are of the vampire persuasion? Please answer the call, and then blog about it. That’s pure gold.
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From what I read Tucker believes America is a nation of emasculated men who are in dire need of butching up. The cure? Testicle tanning to increase testosterone production. Do you suppose there’s a special Coppertone lotion for that?
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I think we all have dentist office horror stories, but this poor fellow wins hands down.
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River's world..... 
* Cellphone in outhouse bottom? Time to upgrade
* Know a few soul sucking vampires, but so far haven’t met the blood sucking kind.
* Four generations of Armors, and the sun has NEVER touched the testicles of any of us. And won’t. Pasty white huevos is a family hallmark …
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*Definitely time to upgrade. And know when to let go…
*No nude beaches. Got it!
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I think Rusty’s got this one.
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No nude beach for you either. Check!
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Someone mentioned that she should shove her head up her ass, so she just skipped the middle man.
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Time saving for sure.
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Oh geez…..all this news only confirms that there are people that follow Fucker Carlson to the bottom of port-a-potty’s and ball sack tanning salons. Vampires are too classy to follow such a nitwit like Fucker Carlson into anything.
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If only Tucker would burst into flames during a tanning session… the world would be a better place.
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Tanning your balls should only work if you have a pair, or at least one. Get that, Tucker?
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I agree
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I hate Tucker Carlson, but I’m all about hanging out naked in the backyard.
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That’s probably more than we needed to know..
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I tend to overshare.
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I was getting a mental image of you weed whacking naked. It didn’t end well…
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Naked whacking will NEVER involve weeds.
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More information I could have done without….
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I do enjoy trying to rattle you! 🙂
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Not rattled, just trying to cleanse my brain of disturbing images.
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