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Because the headlines just keep on coming.
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Great. Like we don’t have enough earth born pathogens…
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If there’s a better name for a female aardvark than Princess Dirt Pig, I don’t know what it is.
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I adore this idea!
Though it may mean longer waits for the bathroom at dinner parties.
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I have to disagree with this one. My MIL aged at a normal rate…
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Holy crap, I hope so! In their case, total annihilation can’t come soon enough.
No pun intended.
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River's world..... 
Maybe your husband could plan the bathroom layout to make it look like he won a game.
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Aw man, harsh. Princess dirt pig is too cute to be real.
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Yeah.
That’s not happening.
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Never wish for the end of life. The life you end might be your own…
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I’m willing to take the chance on this one.
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I saw an article about how concerned some are that what comes back from Mars doesn’t kill us. I know of one way to make that happen…don’t bring anything back from Mars.
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It’s a simple concept, yet no matter how many movies Hollywood makes on the subject… we never learn.
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1- Princess is a derogatory term these days. What if the Aardvark identifies as a Prince? 2- So now we know where all our lost scrabble tiles went. Wonder if they are going to do one with lost dryer socks next? 3- Do we now have to divert resources to save the Mites? Has PETA weighed in?
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1. Clearly the aardvark will gender identify at puberty. 2. I believe the lost dryer socks are gathering clandestinely and plotting global domination. By sheer number…our species is doomed. 3. I think even PETA could be persuaded to let this one go.
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I think it would be cool if the scrabble tiles actually wrote a story.
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Then the wait for the bathroom would be even longer…..
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Probably similar to being behind the people reading on their phones.
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OK, I will be very disappointed if the word POOP isn’t in those scrabble tiles.
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It would have to be…. right?
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Princess Dirt Pig, classic! I don’t know about that Scrabble flooring. My very mild OCD would wreak havoc on me knowing I couldn’t move any of them….🤪
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Good point. It could break your concentration on other… erm… pertinent matters.
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I think my new master password should be PrincessDirtPig. Substituting numbers and symbols for some of the letters, of course. Pr!nc3s$D1rtPIg, maybe?
LOVE the Scrabble tile floor!
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Yes, definitely change your password. No one will ever guess that!
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There’s no emoji for dirt, but you get the idea.
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So excited a new Aardvark was born! When is the Birthday Party? Love the tile idea! Face Mites?.. Just Gross.
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I’ll be in San Diego in less than 48 hours. I wasn’t planning on going to the zoo, but now . . . hmmmm.
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I think you have to!
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I wonder if more acquiring more face mites would contribute to younger looking skin?
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I don’t want to find out. But please do and report back.
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