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Yes, I’m talking about orgasms.
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I can honestly say I’ve never experienced an orgasm at work, but then maybe I never had the right job.
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Orgasms are lovely yes, but opening a portal in the universe? Damn.
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Portals, manifestations, frequencies.
Yup, I’ve clearly been missing out.
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River's world..... 
I thought you let your Cosmo subscription expire 😀
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I was gonna say that! lol 😀
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I did! This was on my news feed…
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… I am old school, and I discovered the “O” like all my peers did. In the shower. I needed no instruction, though I believed I had just lost my ticket to heaven. It wasn’t a hard choice … pun intended …
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Pun received.
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I’m lucky if I can just climb into bed these days.
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I hear you.
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Ach, orgasm schmorgasm! Wanna open a portal near me, just bring whisky and chocolate!
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That works too..
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😀
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I’m so confused.
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Join the club.
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I’m not even…….nope.
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So… at the critical moment, I’m supposed to think about all the things which usually make a Big O impossible??
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Apparently…
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Well, nothing else I was thinking of ever came to pass so I’ll remain a sceptic.
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You and me both…
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Uhhhhhhhhhh… 🫢
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Wow. I am certainly not the target market for that piece of advice. These days my priorities are Z’s not O’s.
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Ha!
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Seeing as “your hands will be a .ittle, er, tied up while you execute this technique” are we talking masturbation, or bondage, or fingers tied up in some guy’s hair. People gotta know if they are going to do this correctly!
And excuse me for being male, but who the hell has time during orgasm to think about manifesting anything but pleasure. Isn’t that the point of an orgasm.
Or is this whole thing a new way to multitask?
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I’ve never met a male who could multi task. You’re one track ponies…
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Hate to burst your bubble, but I still multitask, though I forget what all I am doing more easily in my dotage.
But there might beca rationalmexplanation for that. I have often been accused of thinking like a woman, though I myself don’t see that. I just think like me.
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Well, dammit. I’ve been going about this manifesting thing all wrong.
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Now you know…
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You lost me at Tik Tok. That place is evil.
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My little dog gets her jollies on a cushion. Is it only humans who can do this? But of course, we’re the centre of the universe.
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We had a cat who used to hump a teddy bear. And he was neutered!
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So theres frisky post-snippees if they find the right stuffed one!
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