News you can’t use.

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You can’t use it, but it’s Monday… so here we are.

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I’m sorry, is there a global sperm shortage of which I’m unaware?

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That’s a lot of Swedish meatballs.

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I won’t list them, but here are a few highlights…

Yes, It Can Actually Break.

What goes in must come out.

You’re welcome.

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Good grief. As if fake news and fake boobs aren’t artificial enough these days, now I have to wonder if my grocery store sourdough is real.

(True sourdough should only have three ingredients…. flour, water, and salt. Check the ingredients)

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I don’t know about your gut,, but if you’re substituting a cactus for toilet paper? Your tuchus isn’t going to be very pleased.

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A bit odd, but it can’t be any worse than what our gutless Congress will be pushing.

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Our President teamed up with a member of the adult industry a while back as well, though with slightly different results.

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5 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. There was just a story (this past week, I think) of a guy hiding in a business – but it was just 1 night, he was trying to be first for some product release.

    I’d support the sex fest… but I’m super okay with 99% of sexuality and sex talk. The “must come out” that’s always baffled me is cell phones.

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  2. That cactus is in a way too dangerous place, as is the bottom of that t-shirt. My grocery sells real sourdough and the not-so-real version. Real is better, by far.

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