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For the friends who are soured on love.
For the readers who gag at Hallmark movies.
For the people who want Cupid to shoot himself in the butt with that stupid little arrow.
The perfect loveless Valentines Day gift.
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You’re welcome.
And speaking of litter boxes?
A Valentine from your cat….
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If cat poop isn’t your thing and you’re looking for something a little more direct?
How about this…
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Nothing says I love you like targeted heart penetration.
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River's world..... 
I’m not soured on love, but I am soured on Valentine’s Day.
I still love 99% of my exes. The memories are sad but sweet.
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LOL If you donate $10 will a cat actually pee on your name?
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I think that costs extra…
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I wonder how much it would cost to get God to rain on Trump’s parade (if God is Catholic, I’m good for as many Our Fathers and/or Hail Marys as it takes)?
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Can we bypass rain and pray for an old fashioned smiting?
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Oh boy…my wife sent me that 2nd one from our boy Nigel 😽
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Great minds think alike!
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There’s also a breakup pizza delivery. And a shelter was taking donations to neuter animals in an ex’s name.
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Was the second line in your blog intro directed at me perhaps? Since I mentioned sometime back that I can’t stand that sappy, sugar-coated, stupidly written Hallmark rom-coms they seem to have for every season? And I love that feline Valentine’s Day Card…..lol.
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Nope, not just you. I hate those sappy saccharine sweet Hallmark movies as well. Always have.
😉
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Nothing says love like a good bout of Fencing! 🤺
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As a fella who harbors no love toward his ex, I should bookmark the kitty litter hearts for next year.
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Happy to help make her day special…
😉
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