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You know you want to.
If you’re like me you’ve held multiple jobs in your life. Some you liked, some you hated.
So let’s have some fun by picking a profession from this 1881 list.
What would you have been doing?
Choose and defend.
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I’m going with turnip shepherd. There’s got to be a lot of down time with this career. Turnips aren’t well known for straying… so I’m imaging myself kicked back under a shade tree tending my flock with a good book and a pitcher of margaritas.
How about you…
How would you be earning a living in 1881?
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I only take small jobs so I’d probably be the proprietor of midgets. One of those jobs where nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens… then, “The director of the Wizard of Oz would like to see you”…
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Definitely a feast or famine career..
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I think I’d be Knight of the Thimble. Thimbles only a small amount of wine. It would take a lot of thimbles to become a Knight….🤣.
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I like the way you think…
🍷
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That’s a hero’s journey if ever there was one.
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With an eye toward the future I’m going with “Fatuous Pauper”. If I can teach my descendants that it’s possible to be broke, stupid and happy, they may someday rise to the level of “Village idiot” or even “Upper class English Twit”.
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Something to aspire to.
Nice…
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I do try.
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I think I would go with invisible net maker. Sounds like a Victorian scam if there ever was one 🤣
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I almost went with examiner of underclothing because of how much I saw in the Spiegel catalog back in the seventies. I felt singularly well qualified.
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Spiegel!
I remember pouring over that catalog with glee…
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Quality control on invisible net making would certainly be a challenge.
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Sampler of drugs – now there’s a public service. I once worked for a drug crisis intervention service and folks would call us for product reviews. Electric bath attendant scares me. I remember showers in Ecuador that were heated by running the shower through an electric coil. I took cold showers. Americans should realize that to knock someone up has a different meaning in England than in the US. I suspect it meant to knock on their doors to wake them for work, not to impregnate them. But Cow-banger might be where you could find your pleasure if you’re into that sort of thing.
But as for what you asked, I probably wouldn’t be able to stick with one, since I didn’t in this life.
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I understand, variety is the spice of life.
But kudos for giving it serious thought.
😉
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I thought electric bath attendant would be a shocking job, but I might be able to get a buzz out of it…
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Goldfish-catcher. It sounds like a pretty easy job. Even with all the different flavors they make, I’ve never had any problem keeping those crackers right where I want them to be.
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Ha!
Though I think this list predates Pepperidge Farm..
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I think I would go for Examiner of Underclothing. As long as everything is no, I would make sure there are no tears and the fabric will last.
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As long as no one is in it at the time I guess that would be alright..
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I thought the point was to examine it while in use.
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Only if I get hazard pay.
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I will only examine New underwar before it goes to anyone.
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I’ll choose maker of sand views. It is a lifetime profession, and is different every day, if your csnvas lies below the tide line.
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Good choice.
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Running about for me. It has me wondering if that’s the origins of when we talk about a car as a runabout
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Since nobody else has claimed it yet, I’ll take one for the team and knock up the workpeople.
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Your generosity knows no bounds….
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What can I say? I’m a giver.
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