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Gather round boys and girls, River has something to share.
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It’s true…
You do.
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You won’t find quality blog topics like this just anywhere. No sir.
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Still with me?
It’s almost like a train wreck. You know you should look away, but you can’t.
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Worth it for him maybe. I doubt the females are overly thrilled…
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River's world..... 
Isn’t science great?
You know the saying:
‘Night Night – don’t let the bed bugs bite’?
Is THIS what we’re really saying?
A bedbug bite now sounds like a relatively more ‘attractive’ option. 😉
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Puts a whole new spin on that little ditty doesn’t it…
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I guess that’s another species’ way of getting back at the Black Widow and Praying Mantis for their sexual habits.
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Not to be outdone, the lowly bedbug ups his game…
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In some of my more inebriated younger years I’ve tried the Bed Bug sword penis method, unintentionally. Can’t say it met with much success.
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This falls under the TMI category..
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Your whole blog falls under that category!
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You make a good point…
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Why, why, why did I decide to read this through?! Because I’m a loyal River blog member (no pun intended)….yuck.
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Ha!
Think how you’ll impress your friends at trivia night with this little gem.
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There are some things we do not need to be educated on. Insect rape is one of them. Where are the bedbug police when you need them?
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Eating little donuts…?
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And drinking thimbles of coffee.
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I think we should rid the planet of them immediately. I see no reason to delay. Purge them all. Yuck.
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The lady bedbugs agree…
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Ewww thanks 🫣
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You’re quite welcome.
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I laughed so hard at Arionis’ comment. Touche!
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Regardless of species, the females always get the short end of the stick. So to speak.
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The male bed bug may take umbrage at that remark.
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