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There are times when I’m glad I’m woefully out of touch.
This is one of them.
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I had no idea.
Did you?
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That’s him.
A perfectly ordinary looking fellow who… since I’m not on Tik Tok… was completely unknown to me.
If only it had stayed that way.
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Holy heliotrope Batman!
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Nope.
I’m not thanking her… and I’m not doing any further research on this over endowed individual either.
If anything, I’ll probably have nightmares.
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As soon as I started to scroll down and saw that picture of the purple eggplant, I knew this post was going to be a wild ride. It got wider…I mean wilder…than expected.
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I try not to disappoint.
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Good for him. I hope he realizes that, while people may want to watch him swinging his dick, that doesn’t mean anyone is going to want to have a conversation with him. So hopefully he’s reading a book every once in a while.
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Well, he definitely has something to prop it up with while reading…
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Gee thanks, now I’m gonna have a stroke.
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Somewhere, Andy Warhol is cringing.
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Is he cringing, or jealous?
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Hard to say. I never saw him driving a huge pickup truck, so…
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Andy had Joe D’Alessandro. Big Dik Tik Tok wouldn’t have a chance. As far as his fifteen minutes go well, Andy, don’t you just hate it when you’re right?
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Well there you go, another reason to avoid TikTok. I have an account but forget about it for months. I don’t get the appeal of him… or much of anything on that platform.
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Some of the dancing is fun, but not enough for me to join….
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Exactly. And the dancing begins to all look the same…
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Keep it in your pants pal, not all f us women think you should be flinging that thing everywhere. Have some decorum……🙄.
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I’m going to take this in a completely different direction and share that I saw a message a guy sent to his girlfriend which he said was a dinner recommendation followed by an eggplant emoji and a cheese emoji. She was confused and concerned. When he said “I mean eggplant Parmesan” she replied “I’m gonna need you to stop using emojis.”
And I said, thank goodness he didn’t suggest a dessert of peaches flambé.
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Ha!
The poor eggplant has been co-opted, tis true.
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I’m not gonna lie, when I read the CIRCUMFERENCE number, I squirmed in my seat.
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If there are women who want that? I don’t want to meet them…
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Great, now I’ve got Jethro Tull’s “Thick as a Brick” stuck in my head now.
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You’re welcome.
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Mmm. A 2¼” thick tally whacker. 🤔
It would be fun to keep it as a surprise …
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Or not!
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ouch…
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Indeed.
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I’m Team Out of Touch, too. I didn’t need anymore reasons why, but you just gave me one.
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Oh, those crazy kids.
Stay off my lawn!
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