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Here’s to useless news. Providing me with so much blog fodder I could post one of these every single day and still have useless news leftover.
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Oh good.
Something to look forward to.
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A robot hurling paint balls.
That will keep those kids off your lawn.
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Teargas pellets?
Yikes.
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I don’t know… but I think my male readers should take one for the team, start drinking soy milk and report back when they have to buy a bra.
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Gene Roddenberry would be thrilled.
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I might have just gone with a hamster, but okay.
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River's world..... 
That New Yorker story sounds both classist and Ageist
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Also I think I’d opt for the tear gas which rises to the atmosphere as opposed to paintballs which will ruin my lawn in the long run
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But so much less colorful.
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I hear that, in Florida and Texas, they’ll offer it with live ammunition.
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Yeah well the problem with that is the risk of stray bullets killing someone near by who isn’t trying to break in
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I’ll wait for the story about the parents suing a homeowner after their kid is hit with a paintball. If I installed those, we’d have multi-colored bunnies running around.
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Noooo!
Not the bunnies….
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It’s bad enough the security lights shine on them.
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If the PaintCam Eve works on squirrels, I’m in.
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Nooo!
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Only one healthy birthday after age 65? In Lake Wobegon, all the children may be above average, but here it’s the old folks who are above average.
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I’m sure some intelligent? Man willtake that challenge, soon..
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Whst the hell is a “healthy birthday”? And how does AI tell the difference between an intruder and a visitor who is deaf, mute, or blind? Or the cat from next door? But then, if a company starts selling paint ball insurance, go for it!
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I knew there was something wrong with soy milk.
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Other than taste…
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A robot tossing paint balls sounds like a fun view. I hope I get to see that one day…not in my yard, of course. Soy milk just became a bigger “nope” than it already was.🙂
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I use almond milk in my morning smoothie but for drinking, I’ve got to have real.
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Easy for the police to spot and arrest the porch pirate if they’re covered in paint. But in this litigious country, you just know the intruder would sue for harm (bodily and mental) and the homeowner would end up getting screwed. I would not be an early adopter of this tech – too risky.
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