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News you can’t use.

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You can’t use it. But it may make you smile…

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Sorry, it will always be the Wienermobile to me.

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And you know someone had to actually lick it to warrant posting that sign.

In local news, the Wiener was recently spotted boarding a ferry in Maine.

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You don’t see that everyday.

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Well, if Tik Tok says it…

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Another headlines that begs the question… why?

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Weirdest. Plant. Ever.

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News you can’t use.

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Useless, but addicting… no?

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This is the very definition of useless news.

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See? You could have gone all day without knowing that.

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I think the cross makes this outfit. Nothing like piety like a good circumboob.

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If you’re going to lay out a veritable plant buffet, you have to expect random nibblers.

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I, on the other hand… do not.

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Adhesive?

And it sticks to… what?

Hard pass.

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News you can’t use.

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I’m all for enjoying a discount when I find one, but sometimes? You get what you pay for.

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Budget butt lifts?

Oh. The horror.

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I was going to say homegrown terrorism and Vladimir Putin, but whatever.

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Feral pigs that have the tenacity and temperament of wild hogs mixed with the prodigious girth of domesticated swine. No thanks Canada. You can keep ‘em!

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I’m sure that’s a delightful curriculum.

Kristallnatch craft class.

Book burning 101.

WTF?

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News you can’t use.

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Because there’s no limit to the crazy.

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Et tu Cookie?

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Girl Scout cookie extortion? That seems a little too on point.

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Do my male readers have any wisdom to impart on this subject?

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How huge?

8.7 million tons and the size of a shopping mall huge.

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Our beach could literally be clean at 8 a.m. and three to four hours later a giant mat of sargassum the size of a mall will come in like the blob, like a Stephen King movie,” said Tom Mahady, city of Boynton Beach (Florida) Ocean Rescue chief. “It’s not pleasant for swimmers.”

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I keep reading about this and hope my Florida friends will share some first hand photos when it arrives. Just remember to wear a gas mask, it’s pretty stinky.

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Okay climate change deniers… shit just got real.

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News you can’t use.

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Ridiculous headlines to follow. You know the drill..

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Ever since The Last of Us series on HBO everyone is obsessed with fungus. If it can eat my house? I’m not sure I want to know any further details.

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Worst. Mental. Image. Ever.

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Finally, a little justice in the world.

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It seems everyone is on board with ChatGPT.

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It lacks a soul… now.

Hang in there pastor. They’re working on it.

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News you can’t use.

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You can’t use it, but read it anyway.

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Now that was one busy woodpecker!

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Seems like terrible waste of alcohol to me, but yes. You can.

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I don’t know about you, but I’m quite glad humans can’t regenerate. Think how many women Donald Trump could grab with all those extra appendages.

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Wow. That’s taking hide and seek to a whole new level.

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Of course they do. Though I’m not sure what the tax rate for blackmail is this year…

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News you can’t use. .. the critter edition.

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Because the critters deserve equal time.

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I don’t know about you, but I could name a few people whose relentless sex drive gets them in trouble as well.

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Proof positive governments will tax anything and everything.

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Permanent physical fusion”? Imagine if that had happened to you on that blind date back in the ‘90’s?

Oh, the horror.

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A parasite that doesn’t grow a pair of balls until after he’s attached to you?

I think we’ve all dated that guy at one time or another.

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