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Gorillas don’t compare size in the locker room.
You heard it here first.
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I’m not laughing.
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Human micro penis.
Am I the only one who didn’t know this was a thing?
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In gorilla land, size truly doesn’t matter.
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Proof that size doesn’t matter.
River's world..... 
Well…..umm, this should have gone in your “News You Can’t Use” segment 🤣.
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It could have, but I thought it deserved its own post.
😉
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Maybe. I had a friend who hooked up with a guy with a micro penis. I still wonder if it was actually a pre-op FTM transgender person.
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Oh boy
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Interesting. Not as interesting as cubed wombat poop, but interesting.
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Wombat poo is hard to beat.
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I wonder if it’s hard to pass. 😂
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It’s square… it has to be.
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So that’s why we “spank the monkey” and not “spank the gorilla”…
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Ha!
🤣🤣🤣
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It APE-ears I have learned something I had no desire to know about before today. Thanks?
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You’re quite welcome.
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I’m late on reading but I could have passed this one. Although, I swear I dated someone with a micro-penis. It was ridiculous and boring.
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🤣🤣🤣
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