Tag Archives: nature

Miscellaneous nonsense.

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I saw this advertisement the other day and thought it was a marvelous way to raise money.

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“Be kind to the flamingos”.

Words to live by.

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Sometimes bad taxidermy is so bad it’s good.

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We drove by this restaurant in Portland the other day, and while I’m no prude… I dislike advertisements, bumper stickers and political signs with crude language. If you’re wondering why eight year olds are responding “f*ck yeah!” to the question would you like a cookie?… here’s your answer.

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Bluebird!

Eating at the snazzy new feeder we bought without a thought to how it would be covered in bird poo in 10 seconds flat.

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Now that’s an interesting deal. Store your junk and get free frozen custard every week. With the amount of junk my spouse could store.. we’d have a freezer full in no time.

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Can you see him?

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No, it hasn’t snowed again… but I realized I forgot to post these photos after our last storm so bear with me.

Can you see him?

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How about now?

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That’s our resident Coopers Hawk sitting in the apple tree waiting for lunch to fly by.

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The speed at which he snatched a dove out of the air astounded me … as I had my phone camera pointed right at him when it happened and still didn’t manage to catch the shot.

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Here’s a blurry pic of him sitting on top of his lunch for a split second before he flew away to eat in peace.

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April showers result…

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We’ve had nothing but rain and gloomy skies for weeks… so when the sun finally put in an appearance?

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We were rewarded.

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This was a strange rainbow as it was quite low on the horizon…

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But it certainly didn’t dim the beauty.

And since I was standing at the open back door to take pictures, I asked the husband to keep watch over His Lordship so he didn’t slip past me to freedom.

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You can guess how that went.

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Though it did provide me with a nice photo of my two favorite men under a rainbow.

❤️

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Forget the plastic surgery and anti aging creams…

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All you need is a tardigrade.

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The dude needs a manicure, but okay… I’m listening.

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At the rate my body is currently declining I would love to pause my biological clock. And if possible, reset it to age 29 when all my joints didn’t creak.

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That is one freaky looking fellow….

And is it me… or does he remind you of Robot in Lost in Space as well?

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Impressive, no?

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Sure, not physically. But the little guy could have survived Chernobyl… props for that.

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Sign me up for that flick!

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I have to admit the more I look at this critter …. the more I like him.

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I mean, come on….

He’s smiling.

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Admit it, you want one.

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