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According to the new FB group I follow, Wild Haggis are everywhere… if you know where to look.
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And next Halloween?
Beware…
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Some people have named their resident haggi.
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Maybe my Scottish friends can help with this next one as I am unfamiliar with Buckfast.
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Tragic, that.
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Everything is a little different in Australia.
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Interspecies cooperation is a beautiful thing.
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I thought haggis was a food.
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It is.
This is a satirical site.
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Those critters – strangling ducks? No – they look too cuddly. Actually they look like Tribbles (from Star Trek’s The Trouble with Tribbles)
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People have posted tribble pictures often.
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No haggis around here and very few photos of our native hodag. People seldom survive an encounter with one. If they do they don’t usually have time for a photo. Hodags are elusive enough that they seldom trip trail cams. Most of the illustrations are rather fanciful.
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I’d hate to run into one of those at night. They’re prickly..
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I adore the drunk one. How did you find this group???
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It just popped up on my FB feed….
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Ha ha! Buckfast haggis!
Buckfast is a fortified wine made by monks down in Devon, I think.
Before the Scottish Government recently hikes the tax on units of alcohol, Bucky as it’s commonly known, was relatively cheap. And it blew your head off.
Though it tates vile, and stains your teeth purple, it is the favoured drink of all your wee maddies and dafties, who gets blootered in the stuff and inevitably create a deal of anti social behaviour.
A haggis, mad for it on Bucky, probably thinks it can take on a car in a ‘square go’ only to find to it’s cost, that it can’t.
Car 1 Haggis 0.
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Thank you for clearing that up.
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Is it better or worse than MD 20/20 or Thunderbird? Though, at that level, those terms are probably superfluous.
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Never tried either but would say Bucky is a not quite as rough as Lanliq or El Dorado which was the cheap alcoholic drinks of the early ’70s when we used to to get tanked up for school discos! 😂
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You were sophisticated! The kids throwing up under the bleachers at my school were drinking Romilar.
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TJ Swann, Boones Farm and if we were feelin ’ fancy…. Cold Duck.
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How funny! I’ve never heard of haggis before, but enjoyed this so much!
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this is such a wild, exhilarating read; thanks for the compilation of articles; still chuckling 🙂 🙂
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