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I’m stealing one from FB today because it made me laugh.

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Can you top these answers?

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There’s a show worth watching.

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Yikes!

I hope not.

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Apologies to the former Mrs. Arnold.

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Ouch!

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I can see that.

Okay, it’s your turn to make me laugh.

What is it?

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29 thoughts on “Let’s play.”

  3. This wretched creature is a Bryn Mawr Spelman gonad corrector. It was developed by the Bryn Mawr and Spelman College departments of biology and getting even, in cooperation with the Herbert West center for weird shit development at Miskatonic University. Isn’t that in Maine? Figures.
    So anyway here’s how it works: They breed in frat boys’ dirty skivvies and attach themselves, with great stealth, to the scrotum where it meets the perineum, but only if the brother in question recycles them. Don’t live out of the hamper and you’re fine, boys.
    Once in place, the “Nut buster”, as it is called, lovingly by some, most unlovingly by others, begins to bond seamlessly to the skin, at which time it can only be removed surgically. When God’s gag gift to women starts to get a little out of line, “Buster” as we shall now call her, administers a small amount of caustic burning toxin to the surface of the skin. It’s very noticeable though not painful in this amount. If he persists, the hooks at the ends will extend completely around the scrotum, lock together and begin to tighten, while the caustic secretion increases in volume and this foolish, feckless bastard gets his balls dissolved off. There ya go, fellas, If you can’t figure out how to act like a real human being, you better be washing those undies. You have been warned. Somebody’s going to laugh at this.
    It took me twenty minutes to type this, on a keyboard, not a phone, but only about five to dream it up. What does that mean?

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      2. Brings all new meaning to the phrase “butt hurt”…
        And sadly, a lot of people don’t understand things like how MRIs work. Technology is just consequence-free magic. I’m sure I’m just as guilty of that ignorance in other areas. Ugh.

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      3. The article said the plug was silicone and she wasn’t aware it contained any metal. Still, -3 points for going to a med procedure while sporting a botyy plug.

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      5. My fav thing about the old gerbil stories is that they’ve been around since at least the 40a/50s…. I think it was a Raymond Burr rumor back then (not 100% if he’s the one). I’m not old enough to know firsthand. Someone older shared the info during the Richard Gere days.

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